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pseudo-intellectual

Someone who pretends to be more intelligent than they are.
A hipster is a prime example of a pseudo-intellectual.
by louche22 September 11, 2012
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Intellectual Rapist

A person or rather, the personality of a person, who likes to expose what people hides. One that carefully manages to analyze every meaning of someone's existence, exposing everything about him or her. It is composed with the words "Intellect" and "rape", this is because an intellectual rapist "rapes your mind", uncovering everything you have wether you like it or not.
In the Japanese visual novel "Umineko no Naku Koro Ni Chiru: Episode 5" we can find Furudo Erika as a perfect example as an Intellectual Rapist. She likes to solve riddle, meddle into other's affair and exposes everything they hide, not really caring about the effect this will have.

Normally, detectives fall in this category as they search for the truth, again exposing what others want to hide. For example, we can find even Sherlock Holmes as an intellectual rapist.
by 5KY7HAZ June 20, 2013
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IntelligentCoDFanboy

A professional troll on YouTube who is trying to shove COD up everyone's ass and claiming that it's the future of gaming.

He's either the biggest COD fanboy in the world or is probably laughing his ass off at how much he's pissing people off on YouTube.
IntelligentCoDFanboy: Call of Duty® has ALWAYS innovated -- you would have to be a bigoted Call of Duty® hater to not see this. Call of Duty® is once again innovating with Call of Duty® Ghosts on the Xbox One™. Can you name me one game that actually has AI implemented in fish? IW has gone the extra mile with Call of Duty® Ghosts and blind haters don't want to admit it.

Me: Search for "Next Gen Technology" on YouTube and click the first result.
by Some guy 2 May 29, 2013
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Intellectual bulimia

Cramming information hand over fist into one's brain to hold onto it just long enough to purge it all out onto the exam in order to make room for the next "binge".
Man, I completely forgot EVERYTHING after writing that test. I have major intellectual bulimia!
by c4rol May 25, 2011
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Intelligenter

A funny way of showing how "smart" you are. Made popular by Jack Black in the hilarious 2009 Comedy about pre-historic times, Year One.
Michael Cera: No! We cannot eat from the forbidden tree!

Jack Black: What if i eat it and become all knowing? I must!

*Takes Bite*

Michael Cera: How's it taste?

Jack Black: Has a "Knowledgy" taste to it.

Michael Cera: Do you feel smarter?

Jack Black: I'm not sure. But im feeling more..."Intelligenter"..
by RyRyRodriguez November 8, 2009
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Intellect-sexual

A person who is sexually aroused by another's intelligence, or big brain.
If you want to get me aroused, you first have to engage my mind. You see, I'm intellect-sexual.
by talk2me-JCH2 January 26, 2021
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pseudo-intellectual

4 signs of the pseudo-intellectual

1. Quoting

2. Going against common thought without evidence

3. Bringing up intellectualism in non-requistite situations

4. Un-neccersary use of verbs and adjectives with 4 syllables or more
Dude #1: hey wanna go to the movies tomorrow night?

Dude #2: Nah, the cinema is so low-brow. I don't understand how so many people find aesthetic values in it. I'm going home to read. As Descartes said "cogito, ergo sum".

Dude #1: Yeah....OK.
by Simon Bee July 15, 2008
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