InstaSmashed

The redrunk. When one Bloody Mary gets you instantly as smashed as you were the night before.

"Did you see that girl passed out in front of the bar?" "Yeah that bitch was instasmashed." Or to the tune of sanasa "instasmashed instasmashed instasmashed.. I just got instasmashed"

by HeatyV April 17, 2015

Instabrag

The immediate posting of self congratulatory photos on Instagram with the sole intention of inspiring jealousy among followers. Post often includes the phrase "Are you jelly?"

Did you see Mike got sweet new wheels?

How could I miss it? Saw his Instabrag 1st thing.

Dude, sounds like you're jelly!

by cvboom April 8, 2013

Instaspank

Pounding your meat to random Instagram pics.

I couldn’t find any porn that was working for me today so I decided to instaspank instead.

When I’m at work I just instaspank. I can’t look for porn on the company network.

by Eaton Holgoode April 1, 2018

INSTARAGE

The act of instantly lashing out in rage. Inspired by highschool girl hashtags on instagram and twitter.

Jay TOTES INSTARAGED on me today for throwing a tennis ball in his general vicinity.

by INSTARAGE Victim August 6, 2012

Instawank

Masturbating over girls pictures on instagram, mostly over celebrities

Joe: Hey John, i had such a good instawank yesterday

John: Oh yeah me too, I was beating my meat so hard over that emily girls pictures

by MrDinosawrus May 24, 2013

Instastalk

verb:
To stalk someone on Instagram.

This is a development from the traditional Facebook stalk, as there are many more users that will allow their Instagram account to be public, and therefore open to Instastalkers (noun).

I know she goes to the gym, because I instastalked her.

I've made my Instagram account public, so everyone can instastalk me.

by Buggiful January 30, 2014

Instastalking

The act of looking through someone's Instagram without liking photos and videos. This can also be done by looking at photos the user was tagged or by clicking on people who were tagged in the user's photos.

james has been Instastalking Aly and he is currently 106 weeks into her Instagram.

by workoutsbymanny June 12, 2015