Instarrhea

Instant diarrhea. A violent form of diarrhea that consists of hot liquid shit ejected from the rectum within 10 minutes of eating any food containing dairy and/or grease, such as a cheeseburger or pizza.

Every time I eat at McDonald's I get instarrhea.

by Rosco Mishi Yaso June 18, 2008

instadvice

Advice on an instagram post, usually concerning which filter to use, what to caption it, whether or not to use squaready, etc.

"hey gurrl i need some instadvice, nashville or amaro."

"live on the fucking edgee, go for x-pro II. "

by coolblackguy1 January 13, 2014

instar

Someone famous on instagram

«Wow, you have so much followers on your instagram !! You are a real instar!»

by lawyerstar October 14, 2016

Instadick

the male Instagram users anatomy that gets stroked when a woman likes or comments on a users post.

Yo dawg she's been all over my instadick lately likin everything!

by Authoratorous April 24, 2015

intard

from the phoenix slang, a combination of intern and retard. somebody who is paid to do nothing but ask questions, take up time from people who do real work and build crappy models that fall apart.

hey intard, why don't you do something productive, like get me some coffee.

by tormentedsoulradiomix June 11, 2006

INSTARAGE

The act of instantly lashing out in rage. Inspired by highschool girl hashtags on instagram and twitter.

Jay TOTES INSTARAGED on me today for throwing a tennis ball in his general vicinity.

by INSTARAGE Victim August 6, 2012

intarded

Being so inebriated that retarded simply does not capture the full intoxication while not offend "special people".

I am so fucking intarded, what is my name?

by Alex Fish April 28, 2005