Law of Indolence

When one rewards themselves with an escape to their phone after completing a very minimal amount of work, with a minimal amount of effort.

Law of Indolence:
"Crikey, that was an intense page of reading. I have to read another 103 pages tonight, but I think I deserve to check what the homies are up to"

by monkeykaka April 20, 2020

praying for impotence

A 'go-to plan' for the gold-diggin' woman.

Damn, I can't believe that she married someone 25 years older...
He's extremely wealthy.
Oh, I see. I'll bet she's praying for impotence...

by YAWA July 31, 2020

innocence

A nun working in a condom factory, thinking she is making little sleeping bags for mice.

its a joke, if you think this is the real definiton of innocence, then you are a dumbass

by Afotey October 8, 2005

Innocence

What you lose when you download the app Amino and join innovative demigods

I joined this one chat...and i will never be the same. My innocence is gone

by Llivingthelife June 13, 2017

feigned innocence

The act of relinquishing any responsibility when you manipulate people to do your bidding.

She feigned innocence when confronted with the awful truth.

by perpendicular November 28, 2013

innocence

Not being introduced to the internet. Specifically tumblr for example.

Friend 1: "dude, I just heard about this great website called tumblr.com!"
Friend 2: "oh jeez, don't go on there. That's where your innocence and childhood go to die."

by Herpaderp17 October 6, 2013

loss of innocence

Loosing childhood mentality of harmlessness and learning about the evils of people and discovering about sex, urges, and porn

Based on my child's enternet history, I think he has already confronted with loss of innocence innocence from his enterest in "Horse tears up teen"

by Pusspussdestroyer March 18, 2015