Innes

The result that you get if you don't hit your kids enough

person 1: Oh who's that kid

person 2: yeah that's Innes don't talk to him he's an idiot
Innes: oi hows it going yeah

Innes oh that's not a good watch you should get a g shock like mine

by whiteboi180 August 14, 2017

Innes

Born from the essence of a blue waffle

Innes from Australia's married at first sight is a "cunt"

by Baza9898 February 18, 2019

Innes

Innes is a traditional Scottish Gaelic name which is unisex for shallow island. People named Innes are often extremely beautiful, witchy, naturally blessed and have a large deity complex.

“Yer a right Innes aren’t you?” “Hen you’re very Innes.”

by ToadGlamour May 21, 2021

Innes Black

Coolness, sound, cool etc

The world is Innes

by innes June 2, 2004

grant innes

Someone who has sex with their mattress in an attempt to "wank"

"Hey did you hear that Jeff is a Grant Innes?"

"Really? How did you find out?"

"His brother caught him in the act"

by Falcon Lord xxxXXxx July 13, 2014

Glen Innes

1. A small town in rural Australia known for its large population of geriatrics and pregnant teenagers.
2. A very, very cold hole.
3. A small, isolated, area in NSW where men where skirts and the women have beards.
4. Death's waiting room.

GUY: hey, we're about to pass through Glen Innes, should we lock the car doors?

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Guy1: Hey, want to visit Glen Innes for the Beardies festival??

Guy2: I'd rather eat dirt and die.

by hop along susie April 27, 2009

Glen Innes High School

A shithole of a school. Filled with eshay dickheads, durrie smokers a crackhead. An absolute shitshow. If you come here, you're a moron or an eshay cunt nugget.

Random Student #1: "Do you go to Glen Innes High School?"
Random Student #2: "I'd much rather commit seppuku and eat out a penguin's ass."

by Eshay Hater #23 November 19, 2019