Included

I do enjoy being included though... But I detest the manner in which it's happening... I'm glad I was able to insanely ramble my way into your hearts.... And I'm glad Todd decided to up the stakes... This was a good plan...

Hym "And I'm glad you all decided to engage in my little ultra-specific ethical dilemma with life-threatening implications... And Goddamnit Sam, it's more than just the 2! Alright!? Not all of them are the 2 you're talking about and most of them are dope. Ok? You know what underlying meta-narrative HASN'T gotten put to screen? Minimum wage employee guy believes he is being watched and made reference to by people he's never met who shouldn't know the things to which they are referring. Plot twist, he's right! It's a psychological thriller about a man imprisoned in his own mind. THAT is the one interpretation of events that no one ever seems to want to acknowledge. I wonder why that is? What could it possibly be? Ah shit, I forgot to use the word 'included.' There. I've included the word 'included.' Ok... We're done here... Good... Yeah... Alright........................ Okie dokie....."

by Hym Iam June 21, 2023

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frappe included

A adjective that means extremly fancy yet also faggy.

dude 1: I went to Starbucks for the first time and it was so frappe included.

dude 2: Yea but not as frappe included as Richie Rich.

by Omg Pez May 25, 2010

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*reach around not included

To get thoroughly screwed on something so that only the other party benefits but you don’t. Get screwed in the ass without getting a courtesy handjob.

Dude 1: “My roommate moved out before the lease was up and took my TV”

Dude 2: “Damn, bro. *reach around not included, huh?”

by The Fratriarch May 31, 2023

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Law of the Included Middle

The radical principle that for any proposition, it can be both true and false at the same time, directly challenging Aristotle's law of excluded middle (which says a proposition must be either true or false). The law of the included middle acknowledges that reality is often contradictory, that systems can be both functional and broken, that people can love you and hurt you, and that a statement can be accurate in some contexts and false in others. This principle is essential for understanding complex systems, human relationships, and your feelings about your ex—simultaneously the best and worst person you've ever met. The law of the included middle doesn't reject logic; it expands it to handle the beautiful messiness of existence.

Example: "She applied the law of the included middle to her relationship status. 'I'm both happy and miserable,' she said. 'My partner is both wonderful and infuriating. Our relationship is both working and failing.' Her friend said that was impossible. She said that was life. The contradiction didn't need resolution; it needed acceptance. The relationship continued, contradictory and real."

by Dumu The Void February 15, 2026

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Spectral Law of the Included Middle

The spectral extension of the law of the included middle, proposing that between any two propositions exists not just the possibility of both being true, but an infinite spectrum of truth-values that participate in both while being reducible to neither. Under this law, the middle isn't a point—it's a continuum, a space where truth and falsehood blend, where propositions can be 30% true and 70% false in one dimension while being the reverse in another. The spectral law of the included middle is the logic of "it's complicated," of "yes and no simultaneously but to different degrees," of the recognition that most important questions don't have binary answers—they have spectral ones.

Example: "He asked if she loved him. She couldn't say yes or no—she loved him in some ways, not in others, sometimes, conditionally, partially. The spectral law of the included middle gave her language for this: 'I'm on the spectrum of love,' she said. 'High on affection, medium on trust, low on patience. The middle isn't one point; it's where I live.' He didn't love the answer, but he couldn't call it dishonest."

by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026

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