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Infantile Pillock

Dude A: "Why are you laughing at that stupid joke someone just told you?"
Dude B " I really can't help it."
Dude A " You really are acting like an infantile pillock."
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Paraphilic Infantilism

A fetish where people dress up like babies
My son's preschool teacher is into Paraphilic Infantilism and often wears diapers under his pants.
by Chodeyjones42 April 20, 2015
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Infantise

to be made an infant. parents and society often try to do this to teen men and women.
like when of the news they call someone under 18 a child ect.
my mothed is trying to infantise me.
by Deep blue 2012 August 29, 2009
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incandiferous

adj. - a unique and significant presence, or lack there of.
Man that pregnant midgets vagina was crazy incandiferous.
by radadam March 3, 2008
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fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks

Pet name for human eye-ball computer trojan aliens i.e. When you realise that your computer has third-party intrusion and it 1/ hasn't gone away & 2/ It's not you being paranoid-these eye-balls really are watching YOU in REAL-TIME!!
Hey Jim, did you see that web page just move from the screen?
J: Yeah, bet its those "fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks isn't it"?

"Mum, my mouse pointer keeps jumping off the hyperlinks I selecetd on my Facebook page"?
M: Its more likely not you son, just those fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks"
by Goosebump11 November 30, 2011
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Infantite

Two people on a date:

Bartholomew: how many kids do you want?

Sandra: infantite!
by crazyforcats December 7, 2018
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infantilist

i wear diapers and hypnotize myself to shit myself and pee all over me.
by ginny March 10, 2005
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