Inevitable

Something that everyone knows is going to happen, without a doubt.
Something that is definately something.

Fred: Ryan, stop touchin' my thighs like that you jackass!
Jordan: Man are you gay!?
Fred: That's inevitable.
Ryan: You guys are always bullying me like some wasted fucktards.

( He goes and cries in his room )
Fred: Told you blud.

by WeasleyKing July 13, 2009

inevitable

agent smith's favorite word

"It is inevitable, mr anderson"
"not impossible, inevitable"

by neo November 14, 2003

inevitability

A state that ends in cyclical time (synchronicity).

An inevitability begins in linear time and ends in synchronicity (paradox-as-a-metastate).

by tomorrowtomorrow January 15, 2019

Inevitable

A person posessing qualities that make them a good choice to ask or invite to a party.

Bob is very inevitable, why don't you invite him to the party?

by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

I'm inevitable

A quote from thanos from the Avengers: Endgame. So basically, thanos claims that he is unavoidable.

Me when I'm not invited to the party but I show up anyways: "I'm inevitable"

by Ract0r May 6, 2019

The Jerma Inevitability

This event occurs when chat tells a streamer perform an action, the streamer rejects this request, thinks about it some more, then does it. This event more often than not leads to tragedy.

Chat 1: “Dude that was such a ‘The Jerma Inevitability’ moment!”

Chat 2: “OMEGALUL”

by QuadFlavors November 1, 2021

ejaculatory inevitability

The point during sexual intercourse where the male realizes he is about to cum (ejaculate) no matter what he does to stop it. Usually at this point semen has already entered the base of the shaft of the penis, so the male cannot stop the ejaculation process no matter how hard he tries.

Grunting and groaning and kegeling didn't help he had cum up his shaft and he was at his point of ejaculatory inevitability.

by hollywoodbackpacker June 1, 2011