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Incubator baby

An incubator baby Is usually a 3-10cm baby made of solid meteorite, diamond, gold, Sometimes super rare Chinese plastic.

Typically, when thr baby is born it goes through the incubation process which involves a heavy baptism in vodka, preferably 100+ proof so that all of the sex magic spells that took to create the gets nullified. Thus leaving a baby pure as suuper suuuuuper suuùųûüůper pure baby compared to other regular roastbeefesque un incubated(aka halflings, non gerbs, full beef no roast non bated babies)

There is a squad that protects these babies and honors them, and if you've been lucky enough to attend a ceramony of such babies. U know what's good. That is all.
The incubabtor baby tune: Incubator babe, incubator baybay. Stop, drop. And incubate yo Bay bayyyyy

Incubator baby
Incubator baby by 007 man June 28, 2022

Incubator Tax 

The monthly reminder of the poor choice you made to procreate with a psychotic narcissist (@incubator) who plays victim, while simultaneously driving a new Jeep and spending money on her multiple paramours. A monthly financial obligation that rarely makes its way to actually supporting your children, the incubator tax is synonymous with the 7-year car loan: a necessary evil you count down every month until it's no longer. Paying your incubator tax does not guarantee you any contact or custody of your child, as incubators are known to groom and alienate children against their fathers.
Keith's ex Jenny won't let him see his kid, but she went to court to have them issue him an order to pay her every month in incubator tax so she can make her Jeep payment.
Incubator Tax by Vigilante Dad April 29, 2023

Rah Incubator 

A glass walled area at the top of the Hallward library in the University of Nottingham. Usually frequented by a plethora of Abercrombie, Jack Wills, Hollister and Ugg boots wearers and not condusive to any type of academic study
"I was in the rah incubator today"
"did you get much work done?"
"None. But I had eye sex with a load of gilet wearing slimmys"
Rah Incubator by givemeabreak February 4, 2009

The-Incubator 

1. The wittiest man alive.
2. Wit as it would appear in a human form.
3. Extremely sexy hunk
The-Incubator is witty. (note that the previous example was redundant)

Open Incubator 

A physical space where startups, entrepreneurs, designers, developers and baby chickens revel in an enriched, supportive environment to become self-sustaining in the “real” world.
My startup worked out of an Open Incubator for 1 year before we grew large enough to get our own office.

PARISOMA is a great open incubator in San Francisco, as opposed to a coworking space or accelerator.

The-Incubator 

A human miracle. Legend has it that he will someday return and restore wit to the world.
The-Incubator really is witty.