incontinent

to lose control of your bodyily functions

i was wacked in the crotch and became incontinent

by Tom Ivens May 5, 2003

incontinence

When you shit and you can't control it. Maybe you got loose bowels.

I woke up this morning and sure enough, the bed was full of shit. I have incontinence.

by Dumase October 17, 2008

incontinence

when you wet your pants and can't control the activity.

man1:beverley did you wet yourself

beverley:yeah i have incontinence

by iamomega94 April 23, 2009

inconvience

(in-CON-vee-ence) n. A situation, for which the "Mgmt" apologizes, that occurs when something is either no longer available, no longer accepted, currently out of service, or has become more trouble than it was before. It is usually found on handwritten or computer-printed signs in places of business, but rarely on professionally-made signs, and is probably the result of poor spelling or short attention span.

We no longer accept personal checks. Sorry for the inconvience. - Mgmt

Cappuccino machine currently out of service. Sorry for the inconvience. - Mgmt

All gas customers must prepay after dark. Sorry for the inconvience. - Mgmt

by Dustin W. March 9, 2008

Oral Incontinence

When one simply cannot cease to let the shit flow out of their oral cavity. Internal thoughts made external.

Rogelio: Damn. That girl got a hairy asshole!

Martha: Ay Dios mío- Rogelio has oral incontinence!

by ROLLCALL6969 October 3, 2022

weaponized incontinence

A more insidious form of weaponized incompetence wherein lack of voluntary control over urination or defecation is wielded with the intent to manipulate others in one's selfish interest.

Old dude: "Come downstairs and hand me the goddamn remote. It's on the chair right there."
Oppressed grandniece: "Do it yourself—I'm on the phone!!"
Old dude: "Okay. I'll be shittin' my pants while I'm at it. And there's no pad under me either this time."
Oppressed grandniece: "I'm done with the weaponized incontinence!! You're headed to a hospice care facility tomorrow morning you son of a bitch."

by smacky.jack July 2, 2023

Moral Incontinence

n. Condition of someone having morals, possibly even very fine ones, but tending to leak or spill them at times, often under the influence of alcohol or other substances. Creates an offensive, embarrassing odour and requires washing.

Some would argue that those who display moral incontinence don't actually have morals any more but merely remember them well.

That prank in the nightclub was another fine display of moral incontinence.

I'm afraid that over the years the dear Captain has become morally incontinent.

by Cotedor July 28, 2009