Incontinentia Buttox

The wife of Biggus Dickus.

From the Life Of Brian.

"he has a wife named Incontinentia Buttox you know."

by -cow_go_moo- May 25, 2021

An Inconvienent Deuce

The act of defecating in the restroom of a bar or night club.

Although I thought I wouldn't need to when we left the house, I ended up having to drop An Inconvienent Deuce at the club when I was trying to talk to some ladies.

by Mr. Bad Idea July 7, 2012

Financial Incontinence

1. A propensity to piss money away

2. lacking in financial moderation or self-control

3. unable to retain or manage ones finances

4. Financial Incontinence is the primary symptom of Pecuniary Tract Disorder (PTD)

Q: Why am I always broke?
A: Because you’re financially incontinent.

Americas is 14 Trillion dollar debt due to epic financial incontinence

by pasmarticus August 20, 2011

Fecal Incontinence

The inability to control fecal matter from sliding out the anus and into the pant leg.

As a result of too much anal sex, the muscles used to keep the feces inside the rectum literally lose their "tread."

What it's like to have Fecal Incontinence

"Fuck you."
"No! Fuck you! You're adopted."
"Yeah, well, at least I don't shit my pants involuntarily."
".....You're adopted."

by gwaijai June 12, 2009

incontibent

When you can't control you bladder and or anal sphincter on account of excessive alcohol consumption.

Guy: Guys I can't make it tonight. I pregamed too hard and got incontibent.
Guy 2: Oh fuck, you need extra toilet papers?

by njriv June 19, 2016

incontinence

When you shit and you can't control it. Maybe you got loose bowels.

I woke up this morning and sure enough, the bed was full of shit. I have incontinence.

by Dumase October 17, 2008

incontinence

when you wet your pants and can't control the activity.

man1:beverley did you wet yourself

beverley:yeah i have incontinence

by iamomega94 April 23, 2009