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imbestigate

The way Mets' GM Omar Minaya says "investigate." This can be noticed during the investigation of Mets' VP of Player Development Tony Bernazard's deplorable action to several Mets players.
When asked about the situation, Omar Minaya replied, "I think what we're going to have to do is imbestigate."
by dbmjnets November 10, 2009
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infistigate

To investigate by way of fist(s).

1. To investigate using a fist(s), typically in a sexual manner.

2. To investigate using a fist(s). Sometimes used as reference to physical violence.
Roger recommended I lay down a large tarp before infistigate Cindi's supple body.
by SlattsofNanook March 2, 2015
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Government Supported Private Investigator

A Government Supported Private Investigator means to sneak into a crime base and steal evidence to charge all criminals for their crimes.
You achieved the rank of: Government Supported Private Investigator
by NovumPhoenixDuck September 24, 2020
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Investigationgate

A disinformation tactic where political party A abuses of their newfound power to publicly accuse and investigate opposition party B for the crimes committed by political party A that subsequently got political party A into power in the first place.
Following their questionable 2022 midterm election victory, the GOP-controlled House commenced investigationgate against Democrats for accusations of election fraud, Hunter Biden’s Laptop, the war in Ukraine among a plethora of other previously planted mass-media conspiracies.
by Bobtom March 28, 2023
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investibate

The act of investigating a pornography site in order to determine it's quality (usually through masturbation).
"Give me the URL of that site, I'll investibate it later."
by cantstopwontstoppp April 16, 2009
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Investigative Facebooking

A: "Are you creeping on that chick from the part last night on Facebook?"

B: "Nah dude, I'm just doing some investigative Facebooking."
by Ssstttuarrrrt January 16, 2011
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myspace investigation

To find out details about somebody's life by looking at their myspace.
"I was wondering if Joe was still dating Jane, so I did some myspace investigation and found out they broke up."
by lc30890 October 13, 2008
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