Italian Laptop

eating a personal pan pizza out of a box on your lap - usually in the presence of a lot of other hungry people

John (looking at Guiseppe eating a personal pan pizza out of a box) - "look at that bastard Giuseppe over there with his italian laptop"

Duane - "I wish he had some more, but you know how Italians and their laptops can be..."

by DuaneChapman May 26, 2011

The Italian Blessing

The Italian Blessing refers to the typically massive/ awesome size of an Italian man's penis.

Holy f*cking sh*t! Look at Luca Bertulessi's penis! He's definitely got The Italian Blessing.

by MintySucc October 25, 2016

Italian Jesus

A name for Formula 1 driver Antonio Giovinazzi.

Darren: Hey Tom, did you see the Italian Jesus did a fastest lap
Tom: I know, he is racing prodigy

by TheBlownDiffuser June 28, 2021

italian swirl

When a guy takes a shit while receiving head, he. Flushes the toilet as a courteous gesture

Syhulk wanted Caltari to give him an Italian swirl in the men's room.

by MrBbad September 27, 2015

Italiana

A Cute-attractive/and or Sexy Italian Girl, that most likely carries at least some typical Italian traits that are adoringly noticeable.

Ay! I was talkin' to Marcella last nite Joe, she's one feisty cute Italiana. AND! she cooks a mean manicotti.

by Mediterraneana August 5, 2009

Italian Olive Press

Also the Tandem Olive Press
This is a sexual position where the man is seated on a toilet while the woman is sitting on his lap facing him. They are having sex while both are defecating, the woman doing so between the man's legs. A good position for those who aren't satisfied with the blumpkin.

Kate: Mary has been the bathroom a long time, what's taking her so long?
John: She is in there with Steve, probably getting an Italian Olive Press.

by Rlpt spangle May 26, 2009

Handsome Italian

"Panzer Batallion" misheard in Sabaton's song "Panzer Batallion".

"Death in the shape of a Handsome Italian"

by ave_scientia January 15, 2019