impignorate

Inserting a penis inside a pig and thereby making it pregnant with a pigman baby

Guy: "Omg Cleetus totally impignorated a pig last night!"
Girl: "Wait, you've never impignorated a pig?"
Guy: "Huh? No uh... People do that?"
Girl: "Are you seriously telling me that you've never impignorated a pig?! What's next, are you gonna tell me you're gay?! Are you a faggot, Billy?"
Billy: "What?! No! I just haven't found the right pig I guess..."
Girl: "I'll tell you what Billy, tonight we're gonna go out with the boys and find you a plump little piggy to impignorate. How's that sound?!"
Billy: "Okay cool! I can't wait!"

by Maoraw March 9, 2021

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imsg

A acronym for iMessage games

Bro I’m bored here’s my number wanna play imsg?

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Schrödinger's Immigrant

The elusive non-white non-US citizen who is capable of both taking all of the jobs from hard-working Americans who are left unemployed, while also at the same time sitting around doing nothing and collecting welfare and other government benefits, thereby leeching off the American taxpayers.

Bob: "Americans can't catch a break! It's these damn immigrants taking all our jobs!"
Also Bob: "My taxes are too high because so much of it goes to support these lazy immigrants who come here just to get public benefits!"
Bob's friend: "That's so Schrödinger's Immigrant, man, occupying both spaces at the same time."

by SoyUnSombrero April 20, 2018

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