breast implants

fake tits

A womans breast implants burst at Taco Bell yesterday.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

Indiana implants

These are a substitution for breast implants in wich the user stuffs her bra with tissues.

Although Vickie was relatively flat-chested, she used the temporary fix of Indiana implants, courtesy of Kleenex. It even gave the illusion of cleavage.

by Nora O'Shaughnessy January 28, 2007

Brain implant

When you don't have your own mind; use other people ideas, truths, etc

when others think for you

Icky-Picky decided to not think the process through because she relied on her brain implant and it worked successfully.
Brain implants are awesome when you don't want to put in the mental work.

by @tikifaces_ January 27, 2019

Swag Implants

1. The act of gaining swag only by items that had been purchased.

2.‎ The implantation of swag into the human body in either solid or liquid form via injection or surgery.

1. "Wow, check that dude's Bape hoody. He definitely has some swag implants."

2.‎" Wow, check that dude's Booty. He definitely has some swag implants."

by MichaelJ.Swag June 4, 2011

breast implants

breast implants, often silicon or saline. It should be performed by a plastic surgeon who is approved by the American Board of Plastic Surgery.

I got breast implants and my figure has completely changed!

by elenitn August 29, 2008

Breast Implants

Airbags for women

Doctor: I'm Sorry, but your wife was in a car crash
Man: But she has no injuries
Doctor: Well if it wasn't for her breast implants she'd be dead

by KillTheDead April 17, 2010

dental implant

A torture device involving 4 screws and a rock. The man is screwed to the rock with the screws, and then bit repeatedly.

King John VII was overthrown and killed via a dental implant.

by Musty Musk Man November 22, 2022