impedance

The bounciness of electricity, measured in ohms.

Nobody can define impedance so that anyone can understand.

by Monkeyboy February 17, 2005

Goldenberger's Speech Impediment

Talking while replacing every vowel you say with "er"
(Origin: Ermahgerd Meme)

(e.g. of Goldenberger's Speech Impediment) ERMAHGERD GERSBERMPS MERVIE ERS SER FERN.

by bonelesspizza December 16, 2016

impediment

Obstruction

The impediment is manifested.

by Larstait November 7, 2003

speech imspediment

How Butt-Head from the TV program Beavis and Butt-Head says the phrase, "speech impediment" in the episode, "Speech Therapy".

{Butt-Head}: No ma'am, I don't have a speech imspediment.

by Telephony August 13, 2020

Speech Impediment

A condition that some people have that results in them pronouncing words incorrectly. In addition, others will laugh at them cause it is REALLY REALLY funny.

Bill: Hey, do you have any CHI-WEE-OHS?
Cale: Naw bitch, but I have some cheerios. ole speech impediment havin ass.

by Cale Morgan October 16, 2006

Sergeant Speech Impediment

Any person or group of people found to be issuing non-sensical orders involving rugby posts and Ginger #3. Not to be confused with a bellend.

Sergeant Speech Impediment is a bellend (official)

by Hukster November 6, 2003

impediment

That idiot Redditor who uses UD as a source

That /r/impediment guy sure is dumb for using UD as a source

by 213423rsdvfsdfsa February 16, 2018