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illogicate

to make someone smarter by means of severe beatings with textbooks
americans should use this method to educate their dumbass bomb making, gun toting, wife beating children
by Ninjalo March 24, 2004
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bio-illogical clock

The unreasonable state of mind, typically suffered by females, once a particular age is reached causing overly emotional, unstable and erratic behaviour predominantly concerning the immediate needs of spawning parasitical offspring.
As sure as Summer, the feared bio-illogical clock transformed this fine woman, of such beauty to make the Angels weep, into a terrifying beast of breeding.
by Onyx Lioness June 28, 2010
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illogicy

noun: the act of being uneducated while trying to be right, said best by an individual of questionable character.
Bro Alpha: Bro, I got 5 kills and you got 10, so basically I kind of sorta won. But I'ma let you win this round so you don't cry yourself to sleep again.

Bro Beta: Wtf bro, that's like illogicy at its finest.
by kamilien1 July 5, 2012
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Illogicalparanoidaccuser

Someone who gets off on accusing others of stealing, or theft. Guilt trip, superiority complex. A person who wants attention.

An illogical personality that may worsen with alcohol consumption.

One who enjoys putting guilt trips on people.

Someone who constantly accuses others of doing something that's UNTRUE!
That person is illogicalparanoidaccuser a for wrongfully accusing me of stealing a toothbrush.
by NotEmbarrasingAtAll March 22, 2013
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illogicalness

the noun form of something illogical or unreasonable. the word itself embodies the quality it describes.
There is a lot of illogicalness in the world of Shakespeare's King Lear.
by EnglishClassDropout March 3, 2009
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Illogicity

Illogical stupidity - When someone just doesn't seem to comprehend rational and logical thought, and makes decisions that would baffle anyone with any sense. What makes illogicity unique is that the subject believes him/herself to be undertaking the correct action, making a decision based on fact and circumstance. The truth of the matter is, however, that they are performing the most illogical possible outcome that could be derived from any situation, and are blind and oblivious to this matter.
He wanted a people carrier in a hot climate. I wanted a convertible. He bought the people carrier. In his head this made sense. In my head I knew illogicity was at work.
by Illogicity October 26, 2011
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highly illogical

When something doesn’t make any sense
Captain Kirk: You need to be more emotional
Spock: That’s highly illogical
by I’ll fuck your bitch May 23, 2018
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