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Illegitimate Rape

Illegitimate Rape, as defined by the Republican Party, is rape in which 2 consenting adults role play a rape fantasy involving the woman being vigorously tortured by the other party usually ending in what scientists are calling "The Money Shot".
"Ohhh no no no don't worry. Why? Because it was Illegitimate Rape this time."
by "I AM THE ONE WHO POOKS!" August 25, 2012
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Illegitimate Retard

A person who was supposed to be born retarded.
Person 1: "Look at that bird."

Person 2: "That's a plane you illegitimate retard"
by Orbitz21 February 27, 2022
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Illegitimate girlfriend

The girl that's your neighbor, friend from work, or just friend in general, like a booty call, but there's attachment, you want her and she wants you, but neither of you is "emotionally ready"
Ange was soooo Brad's illegitimate girlfriend before his breakup with jenn
by trixy sparkletits aka stabooby February 26, 2009
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illegitimate stepdad

A man who unlawfully takes on the care of children he did not help conceive.
That guy does everything with/for those kids as if they were his and he's not even married to their mom. What a great illegitimate stepdad!
by ladycap December 12, 2013
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illegitimate weiner cousin

gaining a weiner cousin through your wife while married
My wife cheated on me so many times that I have no idea how many illegitimate weiner cousins I have.
by timmy10 October 15, 2019
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Illegitimate Arse Cancer

A silent fart so rancid it is worthy of being deemed illegal and punishable by expulsion from a room.
Dude, that is the worse case of illegitimate arse cancer I have ever smelt. Leave now.
by rudiruu August 8, 2009
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