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iker by pleasedontkillme June 30, 2008
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Iker is the name of a very sexy wexy young Mexican man who is great at soccer. He is super duper talented, has a massive cock that he could use as a bat. Like seriously, this man needs 70 people to hold up his ginormous enormous gigantic niggamantauros shlong dong. His cock isn’t the only big thing, his brain and ass are also very impressive. He also dabbles in poetry, usually writing about topics of Minions, Pidgeons, Dickealbagen, and sexually frustrated single mothers.
He is an Iker, but hotter!!
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Iker Casillas
one and only Iker Casillas, the Greatest goalkeeper who ever lived. a legend. apart from his football. he is most modest and humble with people. very gentle and social. a family man, curteous, will talk to you for hours about nothing and keeps you entertained. very caring and likes to please others. he is spanish by every mean and therefore ladies should stay away unless they know how to handle a don juan de marco. his charm is irresistible and will hypnotiz you with his percing eyes and gentle touch. he is also a hardcore romantic therefore he knows every way to allure a woman and make her fall head-over heel for him. one of the coolest things about him is that when he walks into a room he'll get all the attention and respect. and why not he is close to perfect :)
Person 1: I met this guy today i am amazed by him. i never been treated so right. he is the greatest guy i ever met.
Person 2: you met Iker Casillas! ahh lucky you!
person 1: yes God must love me :)
Person 2: you met Iker Casillas! ahh lucky you!
person 1: yes God must love me :)
Iker Casillas by imjustsayingthetruth September 23, 2011
Iker Casillas
Iker Casillas by mrscarecrow July 12, 2010