iFreudian slip

When your iPhone or other on-screen keyboard mistakes what you are trying to type, possibly revealing your subconscious emotions.

A: I got your email, but what do you mean by "Pet me now!"?

B: WHAT? Oh, I was trying to write "Let me know!" iFreudian slip.

A: You mean to tell me you secretly want me to pet you?

B: No... what are you talking about? It was my keyboard.

A: But that's what a Freudian slip is: you unintentionally say something that reveals your true emotions.

B: Yeah but I said *i*Freudian slip.

A: What?

B: *i*Freudian slip. Look it up on urban dictionary.

A: ...

You're an idiot.

by penis-pop September 5, 2010

iFiREJ

A Runescape player moderator who has achieved multiple combat 99s, and has a famous house which is host to two steel dragons.
iFiREJ is formerly known as Evil Fire J.

iFiREJ has achieved a lot of things, none of which boost his real life positively.

by 1337J October 25, 2009

ifreeze

To put the cold screen of an iphone on your unsupecting parnters back when in bed. Works just as well with the aluminium case of a macbook pro

Dorris: You're so annoying, was sleeping.

Bob: Haha, relax it's just an ifreeze.

by lexeyeplural August 3, 2011

inureturd

meaning 'I'm not a retard' usually said in a 'retarded' voice while violently slapping ones own forehead.

used typically after yourself or someone else has made an obvious mistake that could have been easily avoided.
you could also say, instead of inuretard, inotreturded. it's always more entertaining if you slap your forehead violently and dancing

"dude, i completely failed my math quiz, i should have studied."
"inureturd"

"i chainsmoked so much i fucking spewed on everything"
"inotreturded"

by returdededed October 8, 2018

inurendo

come back from someone saying that you use too many sexual innuendos.

(in-your-end-o)

"Hey perv, can you shutup with all your innuendos"
"Inurendo ;)"

by Maxyboi January 15, 2008

inured

made accostomed to something difficult or painful

She was around it so long she inured it.

by Morgan tee January 28, 2008

IFireMonkey

A fortnite data miner and youtube IFireMonkey he also streams on twitch FireMonkey. he is also really good at Tetris! he has two twitter accounts IFireMonkey and ImFireMonkey

have you seen IFireMonkeys Leaks?

by HumanPerson12343 January 6, 2021