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yes dear, if you want

what you say when you're pussy-whipped.
"Nigga do my laundry."
"Cook my dinner."
"Give me $100 for my hair."
"Eat this pussy like you should."
"NOW NIGGA!!!"
"Yes dear, if you want."
by Nick D February 25, 2003
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you can go now, if you want

A dick way of saying "get the fuck out of here" if you are hanging out at someone's house.
"Well, there's really nothing left we can do, you can go now, if you want."

"Wow... Such a dick."
by thefamilyk October 4, 2009
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You can hate me if you want, I'm not changing for nothing

A phrase that can be said in self-defense when someone is verbally harassing you. It implies that you do not care if they hate you for what you are or what you do, and that you will not conform to their ways to satisfy them. Useful in situations involving politics, choosing sides in an argument, etc. It is a perfect saying when you are under verbal attack by hate-filled people.
Some bitch: You suck! That's because you're a Republican!
Ryan (Me): You can hate me if you want, I'm not changing for nothing.

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by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005
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be alpha if you want clam

If you want action you have to be alpha. Women don't like nice guys unless they are 30, hit the wall (looks are deteriorating), are alone and desperate and if she wants not to be cast away from society she then is finally ready to "settle down" more like ugly and the beast, amirite? Anyways still then she can leave you after having given you no action after you having given her so much love and investing in her.
I am alpha and got tail since I am smart and not a nice guy anymore. So you too be alpha if you want clam.
by MrSuccessful August 4, 2019
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Call me if you want

It’s your choice but I want you to call me
I want you to want to call me
Guy 1-She said “call me if you want
Guy 2- dude call her
by Freezehim May 27, 2022
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leave if you want

i’m not forcing you to stay

you can leave me behind if thats what you truly wish for
Though I would love for you to stay, leave if you want.”
by Izaguirre September 10, 2019
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