A total fail of a 'couple' to ever to grace the manga panels. It is a 'couple' paring that involves Orihime Inuoe and Ichigo Kurosaki in the Japanese manga called "Bleach". Statistically speaking of Tite Kubo's (the author) solid objectives in terms of pure romance for one another involving these two characters is: 100% Orihime, sub-zero for Ichigo-------that's right the 'ichi' is completely non-existent in 'ichi'hime but let’s just go along with it for the sake of "fanfic is canon!" mind-set of 'ichi'himes.
Orihime is a girl with a teen crush on Ichigo, which 'develops' in to a supposed love that will only last for 5 lifetimes........sooooo....what happens after said lifetimes, you ask?...*she becomes a lesbian* *insert rjw: ZING!* (no, no, she becomes a nun...NOOO, she meets Ulquiorra as a human in their 6th life-time. BINGO!) *kidding!* or am I...... *eyes maniacally squinting* And then after she confesses her louv to a unconscious and half-dead sleeping Ichigo she goes on to make Ichigo's worst nightmare come true... what is it you ask?..oh gosh, nothing at all...just-that-he-lost-his-humanity-and-attempted-to-kill-his-friend-by-stabbing-him-with-his-own-sword-and-hard-smashed-"his princess'"-face-on-the-rock-hard-ground (lol) thereby she helped her louv-of-5-life-times remit into his most severe/ deadly case of personality disorder ever known in the Bleach universe. *that's true love for ya!*
Orihime is a girl with a teen crush on Ichigo, which 'develops' in to a supposed love that will only last for 5 lifetimes........sooooo....what happens after said lifetimes, you ask?...*she becomes a lesbian* *insert rjw: ZING!* (no, no, she becomes a nun...NOOO, she meets Ulquiorra as a human in their 6th life-time. BINGO!) *kidding!* or am I...... *eyes maniacally squinting* And then after she confesses her louv to a unconscious and half-dead sleeping Ichigo she goes on to make Ichigo's worst nightmare come true... what is it you ask?..oh gosh, nothing at all...just-that-he-lost-his-humanity-and-attempted-to-kill-his-friend-by-stabbing-him-with-his-own-sword-and-hard-smashed-"his princess'"-face-on-the-rock-hard-ground (lol) thereby she helped her louv-of-5-life-times remit into his most severe/ deadly case of personality disorder ever known in the Bleach universe. *that's true love for ya!*
ichihime1: *reads manga (with huffy puffy sex ounn!)* *manga reads as follow: random character says:"Ichigo, if you don't get stonger I will kill Chad and Orihime and all your friends you care about will die too." Ichigo says: "Imma kill you!"* ichihime interpretation: yaaaaaaaaah Ichigo louvvs Orihimes so much he practically banged her right there!
ichihime2: Oh I know Ichigo and Orihime having wild anamilistic sex after the training is just a bit off for the next chapter prediction but oh goodness Kubo's such a tease it's bound to happen soon cuz I can read!
ichihime3: Oh may be not sex but passionate kissing and shameless groping is going to happen and then he's going to take her out to a fancy dinner followed by a 6 hour make-out session! yep, that's right, that's what's going to happen becuz that's my opnion!
The rest of Bleach fandom: Watches the freak show in utter bewilderment & relishes the oozing stupidity of these disturbed creatures known as "ichihime fans".
ichihime2: Oh I know Ichigo and Orihime having wild anamilistic sex after the training is just a bit off for the next chapter prediction but oh goodness Kubo's such a tease it's bound to happen soon cuz I can read!
ichihime3: Oh may be not sex but passionate kissing and shameless groping is going to happen and then he's going to take her out to a fancy dinner followed by a 6 hour make-out session! yep, that's right, that's what's going to happen becuz that's my opnion!
The rest of Bleach fandom: Watches the freak show in utter bewilderment & relishes the oozing stupidity of these disturbed creatures known as "ichihime fans".
by can read Kubo's drawings June 13, 2011
A popular pairing in the Bleach universe. This pairing is often called legit because Orihime has the same hair color as Ichigo or because she has big boobs or because they look cute together. In reality, this pairing will never happen because while Orihime may "love" Ichigo, he doesn't really have a deep and complex relationship with her. She is attracted to him just by how he looks, and he is just corteous and caring to all his friends. Super herpes isn't even real. You're an idiot if you think so. You're already an idiot if you like IchiHime. IchiHime just pisses people off. IchiRuki was pretty much meant to be. Orihime may be nice and have a good personality and stuff, but in reality she doesn't have any points in which she can relate to Ichigo, she is dead weight and useless in battle, and puts a new definition (pun not on purpose, but definetly noticed) to the saying "dumb blonde" even if she isn't a blonde.
by awkwardChocolat June 12, 2013
IchiHime is the pairing of Kurosaki Ichigo and Inoue Orihime - One of the popular pairings of Bleach. It is often disregarded by IchiRuki fans (The pairing of Ichigo and another female character Rukia)because their super herpes blinds them.
The IchiHime pairing is the most ligical and consitent relationship within Bleach and WILL become canon by the end of the manga.
The IchiHime pairing is the most ligical and consitent relationship within Bleach and WILL become canon by the end of the manga.
Ichihime cures Super Herpes.
*IchiRuki fans sit in uncomfortableness because they're too stubborn to admit they're wrong*
*IchiRuki fans sit in uncomfortableness because they're too stubborn to admit they're wrong*
by Dancinf Panda March 23, 2009
IchiHime is the joining of the names Ichigo and Orihime. These are characters from the anime show Bleach. It is one of the most popular Bleach pairings. Most IchiHime fans are lovers of Hime or Ichi,or r Ruki/IchiRuki haters. But as far as iv'e seen, no IchiHime fan as bad-mouthed IchiRukir or Rukia. IchiRuki fans are the immature ones, as i see it.
IchiRuki fan(true comment) - Orihime sucks! shes weak, pathetic, uselss, quite and she dosn't show her feelngs to ichigo!!
IchiHime fan - *insert long essy*
IchiRuki fan - there are still so many gaps in their relationship!!
Me - as all relationships should have!!
IchiHime fan - *insert long essy*
IchiRuki fan - there are still so many gaps in their relationship!!
Me - as all relationships should have!!
by Bleach_Fan March 30, 2008