A total fail of a 'couple' to ever to
grace the manga panels. It is a 'couple' paring that involves Orihime Inuoe and Ichigo Kurosaki in the Japanese manga called "Bleach". Statistically speaking of Tite Kubo'
s (the author)
solid objectives in terms of pure romance for
one another involving these two characters is: 100% Orihime, sub-zero for Ichigo-------that's right the 'ichi' is completely non-existent in 'ichi'hime but let’s just go along with it for the sake of "fanfic is canon!" mind-set of 'ichi'himes.
Orihime is a girl with a teen crush on Ichigo, which 'develops' in to a supposed love that will only last for 5 lifetimes........sooooo....what happens after said lifetimes, you ask?...*she becomes a
lesbian* *insert rjw:
ZING!* (no, no, she becomes a nun...NOOO, she meets Ulquiorra as a human in their 6th life-time.
BINGO!) *kidding!* or am I...... *eyes maniacally squinting* And then after she confesses her louv to a unconscious and half-dead sleeping Ichigo she goes on to make Ichigo's worst nightmare come true... what is it you ask?..oh gosh, nothing at all...just-that-he-lost-his-
humanity-and-attempted-to-
kill-his-friend-by-stabbing-him-with-his-own-sword-and-hard-smashed-"his princess'"-face-on-the-rock-hard-ground (lol) thereby she helped her louv-of-5-life-times remit into his most severe/ deadly case of personality disorder ever known in the Bleach universe. *that's
true love for ya!*
ichihime1: *reads manga (with huffy puffy
sex ounn!)* *manga reads as follow:
random character says:"Ichigo, if you don't get stonger I will
kill Chad and Orihime and all your
friends you care about will die too." Ichigo says: "Imma kill you!"* ichihime interpretation: yaaaaaaaaah Ichigo louvvs Orihimes so much he practically banged her right there!
ichihime2: Oh I know Ichigo and Orihime having wild anamilistic
sex after the training is just a bit off for the next chapter prediction but oh goodness Kubo's such a tease it's bound to happen
soon cuz I can read!
ichihime3: Oh may be not
sex but passionate kissing and shameless groping is going to happen and then he's going to take her out to a fancy dinner followed by a 6 hour make-out session!
yep, that's right, that's what's going to happen becuz that's my opnion!
The rest of Bleach fandom: Watches the freak show in utter bewilderment & relishes the oozing stupidity of these disturbed creatures known as "ichihime fans".