ixl 

a dumbass website which induces side effects that include bouts of 'insanity', 'rage', 'suicidal thoughts' and more.

Be prepared to die when you go onto the site.

Example:

Tim: Oh my god, why is Timmy destroying the school's government-funded tiny-ass laptops?

Tom: Oh, he was forced to do IXL for 3 hours and he just lost it.

Tim: Oh, that explains a lot! Just the other day, He had to go to hospital in critical condition due to brain damage. Sad.

ixl by blueberry_pancakes January 16, 2019

ixl 

A terrible (worse than terrible) math and language arts website that teachers assign to their students so they get paid more
SIDE EFFECTS:
Self-abuse, suicidal thoughts and/or actions, computer damage, and many other things

*mom crying* "Why Timmy, why......"
Timmy's Headstone: Died of an ixl overload

ixl by joshyyyyaboymate February 26, 2019

IXL 

Stupid ass bitch ass website that causes more deaths than anything in the world. Apparently in the App Store it has good ratings but we need to stop that. If u are on apple go there and give it a thumbs down. Plz no one likes that website and teachers do. We need to REBELL

Do you know that that dumbass website called IXL has more deaths than anything in the world
It causes Eye Ligma
A lot of kids suicide from that shit

IXL by IXL is gay April 4, 2019

Ixl 

1. A time when you do something wrong and get hit hard or complete something frustrating and barely get rewarded

2. A thing teachers use so kids in school kill themselves over frustration and somethings that is useless And barely helps you learn

1. Bob: I just ixled

Randy: I know that sucks
2. Bob: Well after that torture I ixled

Randy: go back to the shock theory chair

Ixl by Toxicdue October 19, 2017

Ixl 

A website that teachers use to anally rape kids with a sledgehammer and make them want to fucking die.

*Principal walks into class*
Principal: Why are all the kids hanging from nooses?
Teacher: Oh, I assigned some IXL

Ixl by thatsuicidalgingercunt February 28, 2019

IXL 

Modern torture for children

"Do your IXLs"

-Dumb ass teacher

IXL by ditto.png April 29, 2019

IXL 

A hellhole website that is torture for children, you lose a shit load of points if you get a question wrong and you get very little points when you get a question right. You are forced to deal with a smartscore and a timer which is just gonna make kids even more stressed out. The explanations when you answer a question wrong are bullshit and don't give understanding information. I swear IXL has a bunch of trick questions, moral of the story is, IXL is bullshit and is bad for children, it doesn't teach you anything and all it does is make you stressed out. IXL should be called IXHell.

P.S. do not be fouled by the innocent website cover, they used that as a scare-tactic to get you to use the program thinking it's an innocent and easy website.

"Oh dude, what happend to your computer?!"
"Oh um, it was IXL."
"Ohhhh, makes perfect sense."

IXL by Firealarm4 May 27, 2020