monkey dust

perhaps the funniest programme on british tv currently

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

monkey dust

Extraneous lint or dust entrapped within the region of the gooch, grundle, asshole, or nuts of an individual.

"That fucker left his monkey dust on my toilet seat!"

by Luis November 19, 2003

Monkey Dust

Also known as PCP

A drug for the street slang talking druggies

by Monkey_nuts December 4, 2003

Monkey Dust

The lint that gets trapped in the hair on your nuts

She went down lick them, but she came up with a mouthfull of Monkey Dust

by Cyzzl November 14, 2003

Monkey Dust

When you've ejaculated too many times in the day and the last ejaculate is nothing but dust.

We had so much sex that by the end I was left with nothing but Monkey Dust.

by BigAl87 July 1, 2023

monkey dust

Monkey dust is also known as MDPV and comes as an off-white powder which can be swallowed, injected or snorted in UK

'Monkey dust': What is the drug 'causing a public health crisis' that induces hallucinations, paranoia and dulls sensitivity to pain?

by masterworks October 23, 2020

Monkey dust

When someone is playing you and you call bullshit

Listen fuck face I don’t know why you didn’t get me my barbecue sauce I asked for THIS IS COMPLETE MONKEY DUST—— matt frank

by kenzf123 June 23, 2022