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Somthing that the average joe will never know of. Used only by the secret service and its commanders, the Internets is a top secret way of transfering information around the globe at the speed of light. George W. Bush thought of the idea after consuming a high amount of Coke and Pepsi together, while watching porn on the "Internet"
Bush: Hmmmmmmm, The Internet is too untrustworthy. I must create somthing more powerful............. The Internets!
internets by Sam Burns July 8, 2006
A web site mocking President Bush's gaffe in a CNBC interview, calling Google, "the Google". In the 2000 Presidential Primary debates he refers to the Internet as "Internets" saying, "There's rumors on the Internets" in response to a question. Video here: youtube.com/watch?v=fezjR zAWa2Q. The web site is: thegoogleontheinternets.com.
"I use the Google to pull up maps. I like see the ranch" -George W. Bush.
"I hear there's rumors on the Internets." -George W. Bush.
internets by Larrry November 5, 2006
"Internets" is an expression, written in September 1999 inside of the 'Metro' newspaper (published in Czech Republic), by Věra Pohlová. She said "Tyhle aféry každého jenom otravují. Já bych všechny ty internety a počítače zakázala." ("These affair only bother everyone. I would disallow all those internets and computers.") as an opinion on an affair, about leaking private data from the 'Česká spořitelna' bank trough an internet.
I would disallow all those internets!

I would disallow all those <fill in anything!>
internets by Batrachus August 24, 2011
The possessive form of the word internet; An internet that appears to belong to an individual.
I hax ur internets, n00b.

Jerry, get off your internets and do some damn work.
internets by Wooden Jesus August 23, 2007
A term originally used to mock Bush, but has degraded into a word hipsters use in an attempt to make themselves sound cooler. People who use the word are the peope who also use teh and le because quite simply they saw everyone else doing it.

This also goes for teh internets, the typed form of the word in which the is intentionally mistyped, so they can make themselves look like the largest douchebags possible.
Hipster: I was surfing the internets at starbucks...
Person: Shut up, you are a douchebag.
internets by Andrew Apocalypse October 19, 2005
in response to the "internets" being correct.From your own source www.internet2.org "Internet2 is a consortium being led by 207 universities working in partnership with industry and government to develop and deploy advanced network applications and technologies, accelerating the creation of tomorrow's Internet. Internet2 is recreating the partnership among academia, industry and government that fostered today´s Internet in its infancy. The primary goals of Internet2 are to:

* Create a leading edge network capability for the national research community
* Enable revolutionary Internet applications
* Ensure the rapid transfer of new network services and applications to the broader Internet community.
"

by that definition it is not a seperate network from the current internet, but rather a collective working to make the current internet better.

It would be ridicoulos to not run this over existing network lines. They are one in the same, and your proof debunked it's self.
"I heard some universities are making a new internet" "Not really, just working to improve the one we have."
internets by Djduckie August 31, 2005