Slang for "convenience charge," the fee that Ticketmaster/Ticketbastard adds to your ticket price to cover their overhead, labor costs, and hosting bills.
Her: Hang on, this show is only 20 bucks. Why the hell is my credit card about to be charged $32.50??
Him: Yeah, that would be the inconvenience charge. Bastards.
Him: Yeah, that would be the inconvenience charge. Bastards.
by Shelley McIntyre April 30, 2008
Get the inconvenience charge mug.by TheUnseenWriter November 2, 2019
Get the Inconvenience mug.Wife: "Honey, why are you going to work so early?"
Husband: "Occam's Inconvenience dictates there will most likely be a lot of traffic on the freeway, and construction on all the side streets. Or some combination of the two, especially if I'm running late."
Wife: "Like how it seems everything outside of your control stacks against you when you're least prepared to handle it."
Husband: "Exactly."
Husband: "Occam's Inconvenience dictates there will most likely be a lot of traffic on the freeway, and construction on all the side streets. Or some combination of the two, especially if I'm running late."
Wife: "Like how it seems everything outside of your control stacks against you when you're least prepared to handle it."
Husband: "Exactly."
by Occam's Electric Shaver November 13, 2011
Get the Occam's Inconvenience mug.the stupid bitches that constantly sit in the toilets and make tiktoks every single fucking day and laugh like cows &&&&& mistreat their partners and are general pieces of trash.
"the girls in the toilets are a real fucking inconvenience" - me and every other female that enters that toilet.
by pussy slayer 42069 September 14, 2020
Get the Inconvenience mug.A convenience store (in some cases referred to as 'off license' in the United Kingdom) where the clerks are generally inapt, unable, or otherwise out of touch with their customers. This includes never, EVER finding your video membership number even though you are a frequent customer, repeatedly entering wrong (and often higher) prices than listed.
The customer enters the inconvenience store for the twenty-tenths time, gives the goods to the clerk, and he enters them but with wrong and much higher prices. When entering the video rentals into the system, the confused owner doesn't know your name. When you spell it to him (third time this week), he still does not get it even close to correct. You have to wait for up to twenty minutes before he looks trough the whole customer database, and the queue behind you grows into enormous proportions.
by JonasZD December 24, 2008
Get the Inconvenience Store mug.Hey Wesley, what do I owe you for the Foghat tix?
The tickets were $25, please another $20 for the Ticketmaster inconvenience charge.
Wow - so Ticketmaster charges also as much as the band?
Yeah, but sometimes you can avoid the inconvenience charge by purchasing directly at the venue.
The tickets were $25, please another $20 for the Ticketmaster inconvenience charge.
Wow - so Ticketmaster charges also as much as the band?
Yeah, but sometimes you can avoid the inconvenience charge by purchasing directly at the venue.
by DavidPeverett March 4, 2010
Get the Inconvenience Charge mug.A version of baseball you play when you do not have enough people to field two full teams.
Rules:
You can only hit to right field or left field, which you have to call before you are up. If you hit to the opposite field you are out.
The outfield can throw the ball to the pitcher to get the lead runner out.
Rules:
You can only hit to right field or left field, which you have to call before you are up. If you hit to the opposite field you are out.
The outfield can throw the ball to the pitcher to get the lead runner out.
by Steve July 12, 2004
Get the Inconvenience mug.