A 3-d victual instant messaging program when you can make an avatar and dress it anyway you like, get back grounds, etc. you have to pay for everything with credits that you usually have to purchase with real money.
usualy filled with people who think they are better than you just because they dont have "Guest" before their name or cuz they call everyone and everything a noob. The people who call everything and everyone a noob usually have a bunch of friends on imvu because they dont have any in real life and dont have a life so they spend every min of it online on imvu, they also tend to believe it is reality. they also tend to try and gang up on other ppl and act like internet tough-guys when in reality they are picked on at school.
usualy filled with people who think they are better than you just because they dont have "Guest" before their name or cuz they call everyone and everything a noob. The people who call everything and everyone a noob usually have a bunch of friends on imvu because they dont have any in real life and dont have a life so they spend every min of it online on imvu, they also tend to believe it is reality. they also tend to try and gang up on other ppl and act like internet tough-guys when in reality they are picked on at school.
XxCutiebabe45xX: Hey you guys, did you hear sexycandychick99 got pregnant?
XxHotgirlxX: omg? really who did that to her?
XxCutiebabe45xX: it was Hotboy67..they were together last night and had really hot cyber sex..he also had an affair with sexychik34..now they are all fighting
XxHotgirlxX: omg no way!
*other 7 people in room are talking about the subject*
*someone joins*
everbody in room: haha it's a noob, look at the noob hhahaha..the noob still has a "Guest" name.noob is so retarded
*keeps talking about "pregnant" chick*
Guest_Normalperson (a.k.a the noob): WTF is wrong with you people? I'm not gonna take any shit from shut ins who dont have a life out of imvu..you know this isnt reality right?"
*everyone else in room bitches about Guest_Normalperson and finally kicks him/her out*
*everyone keeps talking about "pregnant scandal"*
XxHotgirlxX: omg? really who did that to her?
XxCutiebabe45xX: it was Hotboy67..they were together last night and had really hot cyber sex..he also had an affair with sexychik34..now they are all fighting
XxHotgirlxX: omg no way!
*other 7 people in room are talking about the subject*
*someone joins*
everbody in room: haha it's a noob, look at the noob hhahaha..the noob still has a "Guest" name.noob is so retarded
*keeps talking about "pregnant" chick*
Guest_Normalperson (a.k.a the noob): WTF is wrong with you people? I'm not gonna take any shit from shut ins who dont have a life out of imvu..you know this isnt reality right?"
*everyone else in room bitches about Guest_Normalperson and finally kicks him/her out*
*everyone keeps talking about "pregnant scandal"*
by Ilikecats99 December 27, 2009
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most of imvu enjoys staying around "genres" vampires, furries, emo, scene and the like.
a popular and very frustrating roleplay that revolves almost every roleplay aspect of imvu is the kingdoms. kingdom rps take form in covens, family's, packs ect.
noobs have select rooms they all join into, all of which are un-moderated, making them prime to continue their antics, plus they are unable to create their own rooms, so pretty easy to avoid with that.
past the noob status there are worse things on the net, the annoying ones that cannot help but lie about how epic of a real life they have, it can be more annoying then having a noob constantly performing actions on your avatar.
past that more so are the ones who are incredibly stuck up to the point that makes you wish in every fiber in your being you could smash your fist into your computer into said persons face.
besides the nonsense, find the right people you enjoy being around, and imvu becomes very fun.
most of imvu enjoys staying around "genres" vampires, furries, emo, scene and the like.
a popular and very frustrating roleplay that revolves almost every roleplay aspect of imvu is the kingdoms. kingdom rps take form in covens, family's, packs ect.
noobs have select rooms they all join into, all of which are un-moderated, making them prime to continue their antics, plus they are unable to create their own rooms, so pretty easy to avoid with that.
past the noob status there are worse things on the net, the annoying ones that cannot help but lie about how epic of a real life they have, it can be more annoying then having a noob constantly performing actions on your avatar.
past that more so are the ones who are incredibly stuck up to the point that makes you wish in every fiber in your being you could smash your fist into your computer into said persons face.
besides the nonsense, find the right people you enjoy being around, and imvu becomes very fun.
by ThatOneGuyWhoDidThatThing February 27, 2010
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A 3D chat programme where you make a avatar. Alright for a laugh because its full of dimwits who think its real.
Dimwit: If you was my girl would you live here with me? (talking about an imvu 3d back ground)
Normal person: Erm, no.
Dimwit: Why?!
Normal person: Cause erm I cant live inside a computer...
Normal person: Erm, no.
Dimwit: Why?!
Normal person: Cause erm I cant live inside a computer...
by Gemma1985 October 8, 2007
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1) A player, whom is wearing the free crappy clothes that IMVU supplies you with when you join.
2) A ignorant player, whom is also wearing the free begginer clothes or cheap and sluty clothes.
You can find noobs in public rooms.
When most noobs enter they quickly ask if theyre are any hot guys/girls in the room that are single.
NoobGirl: Any hot single guys ready to mingle!!?!!?
NoobGuy: Yeee baby I am hot
NoobGirl: You look sexy kiss me
Pixels are sexy?, virtual kiss?!! WTF!?
NoobGuy: How do you have sex on here??????????
Noobs use "noobish" while typing, meaning they spell wrongly most the time, and/or they add extra letters.
Sometimes they use chat talk.
Ex:
H3Y Th3R3 S3X7 M@m@! W!lL Y0u |3e M!ii G!rLfr4!nD?!!!
Noobs always ask how to have sex, on IMVU.
The answer? YOU CAN'T!
Most noobs I imagine to be overweight fugly loners irl.
IRL= In real life.
They're avis always look horribly ugly and/or sluty, and they obsess over it saying that they are
"SOO HAWT!"
"I AM TOO SEXY"
"0H B@BY ! @M @ H@WT M3$$!"
Now, now, before you get the wrong idea about IMVU; Please note that not everyone on IMVU is so stupid and only wants to cyber!
There are some intresting and sane people on there.
Sane? I take that back. But the insanity is what makes it intresting.
Anyways, back to NOOBS.
There are some "gangsta wannabee" noobs.
They are seen, and HEARD, With virtual guns.
Hardcore right? They fire the guns non-stop for minutes.
Make sure your sound isnt all the way up when noobs are in the room.
Gangster noob ex:
G1: H3Y HOTTIE
Gurl1: Ey baybay
G2: G1 YOU BETTER GET YO BISH A$$ AWAY FRUM MY GURL!
G1: OHH HELLL NAWWW I FUK YO MAMA!
Gurl: OH NO HE JUST DIDNT!!!!!
G2: FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE Thats the gun trigger
Load gun sounds go off
Great effect. (sarcasm).
Noobs enjoy caps lock, ITS JUST SO COOL.
Noobs also use numbers and ect in there words.
Chart:
A= @
E= 3
1= !
G= q
O= 0
S= $ or Z
B= |3
Noobs normally have sexi/sexy/hottie/hot/hawt/cute/sex/cunt/fuck/dick/cock/cum/kinky/pussy/lickme/ ect in they're avi name.
BE ON THE LOOK OUT!
1) A player, whom is wearing the free crappy clothes that IMVU supplies you with when you join.
2) A ignorant player, whom is also wearing the free begginer clothes or cheap and sluty clothes.
You can find noobs in public rooms.
When most noobs enter they quickly ask if theyre are any hot guys/girls in the room that are single.
NoobGirl: Any hot single guys ready to mingle!!?!!?
NoobGuy: Yeee baby I am hot
NoobGirl: You look sexy kiss me
Pixels are sexy?, virtual kiss?!! WTF!?
NoobGuy: How do you have sex on here??????????
Noobs use "noobish" while typing, meaning they spell wrongly most the time, and/or they add extra letters.
Sometimes they use chat talk.
Ex:
H3Y Th3R3 S3X7 M@m@! W!lL Y0u |3e M!ii G!rLfr4!nD?!!!
Noobs always ask how to have sex, on IMVU.
The answer? YOU CAN'T!
Most noobs I imagine to be overweight fugly loners irl.
IRL= In real life.
They're avis always look horribly ugly and/or sluty, and they obsess over it saying that they are
"SOO HAWT!"
"I AM TOO SEXY"
"0H B@BY ! @M @ H@WT M3$$!"
Now, now, before you get the wrong idea about IMVU; Please note that not everyone on IMVU is so stupid and only wants to cyber!
There are some intresting and sane people on there.
Sane? I take that back. But the insanity is what makes it intresting.
Anyways, back to NOOBS.
There are some "gangsta wannabee" noobs.
They are seen, and HEARD, With virtual guns.
Hardcore right? They fire the guns non-stop for minutes.
Make sure your sound isnt all the way up when noobs are in the room.
Gangster noob ex:
G1: H3Y HOTTIE
Gurl1: Ey baybay
G2: G1 YOU BETTER GET YO BISH A$$ AWAY FRUM MY GURL!
G1: OHH HELLL NAWWW I FUK YO MAMA!
Gurl: OH NO HE JUST DIDNT!!!!!
G2: FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE Thats the gun trigger
Load gun sounds go off
Great effect. (sarcasm).
Noobs enjoy caps lock, ITS JUST SO COOL.
Noobs also use numbers and ect in there words.
Chart:
A= @
E= 3
1= !
G= q
O= 0
S= $ or Z
B= |3
Noobs normally have sexi/sexy/hottie/hot/hawt/cute/sex/cunt/fuck/dick/cock/cum/kinky/pussy/lickme/ ect in they're avi name.
BE ON THE LOOK OUT!
IMVU Noob conversation:
Ex A-
Noob, and a non-noob.
SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: @NY GUYS WUNNA FUXK
NONNOOB: Umm...Hey..There..:)
SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: iNV!T3 m3 2 y3r h0u$3
Virtual 3rd IMVU house
NONNOOB: Ugh, why?
SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: ZO W3 C@N FUK
NONNOOB: No thank you..D: -Walks Away-
SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: WTF
NONNOOB has left the chat
Ex 2:
Search "how to be a noob imvu" on youtube.
SINCE, We arent allowed to POST LINKS ON HERE!!
-Smiles-
Ex A-
Noob, and a non-noob.
SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: @NY GUYS WUNNA FUXK
NONNOOB: Umm...Hey..There..:)
SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: iNV!T3 m3 2 y3r h0u$3
Virtual 3rd IMVU house
NONNOOB: Ugh, why?
SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: ZO W3 C@N FUK
NONNOOB: No thank you..D: -Walks Away-
SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: WTF
NONNOOB has left the chat
Ex 2:
Search "how to be a noob imvu" on youtube.
SINCE, We arent allowed to POST LINKS ON HERE!!
-Smiles-
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-My avatar looks like hot shit. Could you buy me some clothes?
-Of course I can. Let me just reach into my virtual pocket, pull out my virtual wallet, and hand you this virtual money.
-Awwwwwww. Thank you so much. I love IMVU
-Of course I can. Let me just reach into my virtual pocket, pull out my virtual wallet, and hand you this virtual money.
-Awwwwwww. Thank you so much. I love IMVU
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Person: Look! that adverstisement of imvu says i can live the life i always dreamed of! cool!
Person 2: Let's join today!
Person 3: hey! now it says to kiss the 20 remaining hotties within 1 minute. Awesome!
Person 2: Let's join today!
Person 3: hey! now it says to kiss the 20 remaining hotties within 1 minute. Awesome!
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