i bet my left nut on it!

a bet you feel you cant lose. a guaranteed win of a bet thus there's no way i'd be able to pay you with my bollock

the sun will come up in the morning i bet my left nut on it!!!

by sir curly February 5, 2007

I bet

Two magical words that can turn any innocent sentence into a sexual innuendo.

Also see: That's what she said

Person 1: "My throat hurts..."
Person 2: "I bet."
Person 1: "Shut the hell up!"

Person 1: "I just had a hard day at the office..."
Person 2: "I bet."
Person 1: "Oh god damnit!"

(Girl stringing a needle): "This is so hard, I can't fit it in. It's too small."
Guy: "Wow, I bet."
Girl: "I'll give you that one, I really opened myself up for it."
Guy: "I bet, haha."
Girl: "..."

by Dean stu March 17, 2010

yeah, i bet

what you say when someone tells you something that you know is a lie or an blatant exaggeration, but you just play along with it b/c it's not worth calling them up on it. it's best when said with a slight hint of a giggle and a tidbit of a crack of a smile.

guy 1: yo, dat dog came runnin' up on me, son! i was like, f**k dat, son! i grabbed him by the neck...you hear me? da neck, son! and was like, BAM! BAM! BAM!!! i slammed dat damn dawg to da ground, son! he was seein' stars, yo!

guy 2: yeah, i bet.

by spolice February 8, 2007

Ibetchu

I bet you.

Ibetchu lose your mind when this shit drops (beats drop)

by titit bakar June 29, 2016

I bet

To purposely show that you are not listening or paying attention.

Guy 1: Dude i got a new ipod case!
Guy 2: I bet.
Guy 1: No really look its pretty cool.
Guy 2: I bet.
Guy 1: Well then fuck you!

by Rawr monkey June 18, 2010

Ibette

The best woman in the world, beautiful and too good for anyone she goes out with. She is perfect in every way and even has a hand fetish. But most importantly of all not only does her beauty emanate from the outside but it also does from the inside. Her heart is vast and mostly unexplored like the ocean, hear mind is open to all beliefs and she is smarter then you could ever imagine. Sexy, amazing, talented, and smart, these are some of the many quantites the Ibette holds within her, but most importantly of all, she will hold you close throughout any journey.

John: Are you going to homecoming with Ibette?
Chris: I don't know yet but she is amazing

by DeutschlandUnion October 23, 2018

Ibette

Ibette is a very beautiful girl that doesn't know it yet,but everyone tells her.She is really fun,crazy (in a good way),and sweet.If she ever heard someone talking about her friends or anyone makes her friends cry,she will kill that person because that's how much of a good friend she is.Ibette is an awesome friend,she stands up for her friends no matter what! Ibette is very smart,she knows what to do when there's a situation going on.She can be shy sometimes,but once you get to know her,she is extremely fun.If you ever tell her your crush,just like a good Bestfriend,she will tease you about it.Some people don't like her because she is gorgeous ASF and people be jealous.Ibette has a good style too,and knows how to keep things clean.
All I'm trying to say is,IBETTE IS AN AMAZING GIRL!

I hope you meet one of them,because if you don't,you're missing out honey.💁

DAMNNNN IBETTE GOTTA NICE BOOTYY

by destiny19182 May 2, 2015