IAS 

It's always something.

Him: Hey, wanna go grab a coffee?
Her: I have to fold some laundry.....

Him: IAS, I get it

IAS by Ronono May 18, 2021

IAS 

I am speed.

anon: yooo, how did you win that race?
lightning mcqueen: IAS
anon: what the fuck does that mean
lightning mcqueen: urban dictionary
anon: the fuck is that
lightning mqueen: commits vehicular manslaughter

IAS by pureboredom August 18, 2023

IAS 

“Invisible after sunset” referring to someone of a darker complexion either due to extra k or natural causes.

Damn, she’s been in the sun all day. She’s IAS.

IAS by Agkoufchj May 22, 2024

Ipod Addiction Syndrome (IAS) 

The disease for a person who's too addicted to their ipod or other mp3 to pay attention to anyone or anything and is not able to enjoy their life.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what's up with that dude? All he does is sit and play with his ipod."
Guy 2: "I don't know dude, I think he has Ipod Addiction Syndrome (IAS)."
Guy 1: "Oh. Sucks to be him."

Ipod Addiction Syndrome (IAS) by Olisaurus March 13, 2010

Ignoramus Asshole Syndrome (IAS) 

A condition where a successor in a corporate role feels that the predecessor has been an absolute loser; everything is in shambles and it’s upon him to now start building processes and initiatives to achieve goals.

Man, I cant listen one more minute to Pete going on about how everything was such a mess before he joined. He’s got Ignoramus Asshole Syndrome (IAS).

Ignoramus Asshole Syndrome (IAS) by mangomanbunty December 9, 2021

MATH-ias

When u catch ya girl cheating but can't do the prerequisite math required to solve the equation.

Damn bro you pulled a MATH-ias after ur girl stayed out overnight

MATH-ias by OG_Breadstick December 23, 2020

stidtty ias

sorry that i didnt talk to you. i am afraid

"stidtty ias" scarede to be rejected

stidtty ias by The W boy August 4, 2022