I JUST MORBED

what you say when you commit 'morb'

guys im sorry but
I JUST MORBED

by i just morbed June 5, 2022

I Just Came

A blade of euphoria strikes you like a bolt of lighting after you continuously try to reload that meat gun and it finally explodes with the amount of shots equivalent to the amount of reloads you made.

I don't know how this works if you're a lady. Even more clueless if you're a transexual.

The movie theater darkens. You came to enjoy the cinematic adventure and the floor is sticky. You're hating your life --- until someone behind you says, "I just came."

Now you feel dirty too.

by asskickervictor October 28, 2010

i just sharted

The meanings of "I just sharted"
1. Its when you fart to hard and you shit your pants
2.Describes what you do when your scared "oh my god dude..I just sharted.."
3.when you sundely fart very hard when your in class and shit comes out
4. Or its just a way of saying "I just shit and farted at the same time"

Person 1: "I have to shit really bad dude."
Person 2: "go to the restroom then.."
Person 1: *farts to hard and shits* "dude..I just sharted"

by derpduck February 16, 2015

I just can't

When you are at a loss of words due to someone else's stupidity.

person 1: Walk straight into a wall
person 2: *facepalm* I just can't... I just can't with you anymore.

by thefoxbutt97 September 29, 2012

i just do

A way of saying there is no explanation for something you do

Teacher:How do you know my name?
Student:I just do,sir.

by SomeoneNew March 12, 2007

i just carebeared

when you are so happy the energy just bursts out of you

laurel and candice are so cute that i just carebeared

by candylaureli June 8, 2011

I just clocked

To just clock means to just realise

1: Hey Amy how you doing?
2: I'm good thanks, you?
1: I'm goodtoo, oooh I just clocked, you dyed your hair

by I just clocked April 12, 2015