i beat my daddy's meat

When a girl beats her boyfriend/husbands dick so he cums

I beat my daddy's meat last night mmmm his di*k so big 😍

by JK_love😍 June 18, 2017

I.beat.my.kids_

Is a top meme page who isn't a sellout like most. Some of his achievement being featured on a PewDiePie video and having daddy needs follow him. All around beast of a page

"i.beat.my.kids_ is the best page on Instagram"

by Meme reviewer March 2, 2019

I beat my meat

to masturbate

Man my dicks hella sore I beat my meat for too long last night.

by Dab a Ranch May 4, 2017

i beat anorexia

What people say when they have overcome a life threatening disorder; to do so is an amazing accomplishment which takes intense treatment, hard work, dedication, and a belief in true health. The phrase is one that should never be joked about, as many women die before they are able to say it.

It took years, but I beat anorexia. I feel like myself again.

by BrennaClaire December 26, 2005

I beat my wife

A very romantic song made by lil ignorant

Person 1: Have you heard lil ignorants new song titled I beat my wife?
Person 2: Yea that shit was funny asf

by Soda 7up January 1, 2023

I beat worms

A coded message that is used to let your bros know that you are down to give them a handjob. If they respond positively they are basically giving you consent.

*watching sports with the boys*

Paul: "guys I beat worms"

Eric: "oh neat I've always wanted to try this."

by Givemetheticket July 19, 2019

I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.

Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.

by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022