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I say we put mustard on it!

A joke by the Gigantic Turkey Sub that was used at an inappropriate time. Often used as a random laughter generator.
Boss: Gigantic turkey sub!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: a gigantic turkey submarine sandwich I say we put MUSTARD on it!
Boss: outraged This is NO time for joking, Gigantic Turkey Sub!!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: Cut Human Resources.
by Kielay December 20, 2008
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I say again

how you correct a radio transmission when those lazy FDC terds arent paying attention to your fire mission.
FO: direction 1200, distance 2300 over
FDC: direction 1200, distance 3300 out
FO: I SAY AGAIN direction 1200, distance 2300 over
by wildcardman January 16, 2011
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Need I Say More

When you are severely faded than a hoe and you have nothing to say.
I just went to blinkerton city off the penjamin. Need I say more?
by RynxLovedMen November 6, 2022
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You know the rules and so do I SAY GOODBYE

Basically yeeting people across the multiverse for a thing far worse then destroying the multiverse
Hey you know i'm vegan RiGhT? You: yes why are you asking Friend: and you know i have a dog right You:Yes Friend: And so is my do- You: You know the rules and so do I SAY GOODBYE
by a name that is totally not tok November 16, 2020
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Did I say you can cook in my kitchen?

Did I say you can cook in my kitchen?
Then why are you all up in my grill!

Did I invite you to my business meeting?
Then why are you all up in my business?!?
by PanzyWarfare October 17, 2009
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as i say

One of those irritatingly meaningless phrases English footballers use too often in TV interviews. It usually sounds like they're trying to claim they were the first to think up whatever predictable crap they're talking about. Only they're not clever enough to think like that...
"As I say, if you score goals you win games"

"It was always going to be hard to beat Liverpool, but, as I say, we won"
by Hunthill September 22, 2008
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Do as I say, not as I do

A phrase that literally means "I am a hypocrite, but you should still obey me." It is commonly used to mock someone (usually a politician, but can actually be anyone) displaying utter hypocrisy of any kind.
California Governor Gavin Newsom tries to mandate masks in the state. Later, he was seen sitting at a restaurant table with eleven people. Every single one of those eleven people -- Newsom included -- was NOT wearing a mask.

"Do as I say, not as I do" he said, effectively sweeping it under the rug.
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 5, 2020
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