'I had an erection'
Used with the emphasis on the 'had' when something is a let down or has disappointed, especially when the speaker was very excited about the something in question. The point is that the erection is no longer there.
Used with the emphasis on the 'had' when something is a let down or has disappointed, especially when the speaker was very excited about the something in question. The point is that the erection is no longer there.
Billy: 'Dude, that show was totes rubbish, I mean, I had an erection'
Bob: 'Homes, I know exactly what you mean. I'm totes flaccid now.'
Bob: 'Homes, I know exactly what you mean. I'm totes flaccid now.'
by LoveBastard March 10, 2008
An expression one uses when one is insulting/spreading gossip about someone, and the given person walks into the room.
Yeah man Kerren is the biggest fucking whore to ever grace...Kerren walks in
Yeah so actually, I had one, but it died.
Yeah so actually, I had one, but it died.
by Chap_Melf May 07, 2004
whoever said this in the (tiktok) video is feeling depressed, anxious or experiencing suicidal thoughts.
by ookiecookiebum June 30, 2020
Something you say at the end of a pointless yet relative story. Used to spice up a boring conversation and bring about debate. Similar to and then i found 5 dollars. Needs to be pronounced in an annoying smart-ass way.
and then i 'ad SEX with 'er!
and then i 'ad SEX with 'er!
1: i saw ur mom at the grocery store the other day
-everyone pauses silently-
1: and then i had sex with her!
1: i saw Jenny at the mall today
2: so? i see her all the time.
1: and then i had sex with her!
-everyone pauses silently-
1: and then i had sex with her!
1: i saw Jenny at the mall today
2: so? i see her all the time.
1: and then i had sex with her!
by O.Z. tha O.G. June 25, 2010
This phrase is rather uncommonly used. Males use this as a "no homo" kind of thing when told odd questions like "if you were gay who would you date?".
If I had to pick a dude?
Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon
If I had to pick a dude?
Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon
Peter - If you were gay, who would you date?
Henri - If I had to pick a dude.... it would be Charles
Peter - Yo thanks man. I'd date myself too.
Henri - If I had to pick a dude.... it would be Charles
Peter - Yo thanks man. I'd date myself too.
by Scherette March 25, 2018
By stating that someone "had a buddy who" once did something, the user can follow the comment with any random made-up bullshit that he/she desires, but be justified because he/she "had a buddy" that once did that. This "buddy" has always done something better than anything you could ever do, and is a classic one-upper. This "buddy" is someone that only the person telling the story knows, so the claim cannot be refuted, since no one knows the "buddy" to say otherwise.
Mark: "I once got stranded on the interstate for 2 hours in a snow storm"
Jim: "That's nothing, I had a buddy who... once was stranded in a snow storm for 4 weeks and 2 days, he survived by eating his tires"
Mark: "Really?" "That sounds very unlikely, who was that?"
Jim: "No, its true, he was my buddy, you wouldn't know him"
Jim: "That's nothing, I had a buddy who... once was stranded in a snow storm for 4 weeks and 2 days, he survived by eating his tires"
Mark: "Really?" "That sounds very unlikely, who was that?"
Jim: "No, its true, he was my buddy, you wouldn't know him"
by Markiscoolerthantonyandscott December 22, 2010
When you find something so ridicilous and hard to read that you think the other person had a stroke.
Person1: Everyone: Hajy Me: I dmon
ever: hno m: i kall l
ever: n :me :ever
Person2: I had a stroke trying to read this.
ever: hno m: i kall l
ever: n :me :ever
Person2: I had a stroke trying to read this.
by buddy retard July 21, 2020