I had an erection

'I had an erection'

Used with the emphasis on the 'had' when something is a let down or has disappointed, especially when the speaker was very excited about the something in question. The point is that the erection is no longer there.
Billy: 'Dude, that show was totes rubbish, I mean, I had an erection'
Bob: 'Homes, I know exactly what you mean. I'm totes flaccid now.'
by LoveBastard March 10, 2008
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I had one but it died

An expression one uses when one is insulting/spreading gossip about someone, and the given person walks into the room.
Yeah man Kerren is the biggest fucking whore to ever grace...Kerren walks in
Yeah so actually, I had one, but it died.
by Chap_Melf May 07, 2004
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i had pasta tonight

whoever said this in the (tiktok) video is feeling depressed, anxious or experiencing suicidal thoughts.
*during a tiktok*

SARAH: i had pasta tonight

*sad music playing in the background*
by ookiecookiebum June 30, 2020
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and then i had sex with her

Something you say at the end of a pointless yet relative story. Used to spice up a boring conversation and bring about debate. Similar to and then i found 5 dollars. Needs to be pronounced in an annoying smart-ass way.

and then i 'ad SEX with 'er!
1: i saw ur mom at the grocery store the other day
-everyone pauses silently-
1: and then i had sex with her!

1: i saw Jenny at the mall today
2: so? i see her all the time.
1: and then i had sex with her!
by O.Z. tha O.G. June 25, 2010
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if i had to pick a dude

This phrase is rather uncommonly used. Males use this as a "no homo" kind of thing when told odd questions like "if you were gay who would you date?".

If I had to pick a dude?

Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon
Peter - If you were gay, who would you date?
Henri - If I had to pick a dude.... it would be Charles

Peter - Yo thanks man. I'd date myself too.
by Scherette March 25, 2018
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I had a buddy who...

By stating that someone "had a buddy who" once did something, the user can follow the comment with any random made-up bullshit that he/she desires, but be justified because he/she "had a buddy" that once did that. This "buddy" has always done something better than anything you could ever do, and is a classic one-upper. This "buddy" is someone that only the person telling the story knows, so the claim cannot be refuted, since no one knows the "buddy" to say otherwise.
Mark: "I once got stranded on the interstate for 2 hours in a snow storm"
Jim: "That's nothing, I had a buddy who... once was stranded in a snow storm for 4 weeks and 2 days, he survived by eating his tires"
Mark: "Really?" "That sounds very unlikely, who was that?"
Jim: "No, its true, he was my buddy, you wouldn't know him"
by Markiscoolerthantonyandscott December 22, 2010
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I had a stroke

When you find something so ridicilous and hard to read that you think the other person had a stroke.
Person1: Everyone: Hajy Me: I dmon

ever: hno m: i kall l
ever: n :me :ever

Person2: I had a stroke trying to read this.
by buddy retard July 21, 2020
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