I don't care to do that

West Virginia saying, meaning what, anywhere else, would be, "I'd be happy to do that."

When asked to fix dinner, Sam stated, "I don't care to do that." and began fixing dinner.

by WV transplant May 10, 2012

I don't want to do my work syndrome. (IDWTDMWS)

1) Often occurs when trying to study or do any work.

2) Often confused with ADHD.
3) Can happen mid-sentence.
4) Power and symptoms often underestimated.

1) You don't stay focused when studying. I'm pretty sure you you have "I don't want to do my work syndrome." or commonly known as IDWTDMWS.
2) You: Doc. I think I have ADHD. I mean I can't focus when I'm working or studying.

Docter: No, you must have IDWTDMWS, or I don't want to do my work syndrome.
3) You writing: Billy is almost.......

You talking: What was that thing I was going to watch?
4) Your working one minute then get distracted and the next thing you know its been 5 hours since you did the thing you

were supposed to be doing.

I don't want to do my work syndrome. (IDWTDMWS) is a very serious thin, don't underestimate it.

by Invisible Bobby June 24, 2020

I don't need to do anything else and I'm not going to

Cousin Jay is clearly harassing that chick at Burger King and then omitting half the story and acting like he wasn't.

Hym "I don't need to do anything else and I'm not going to. And apparently you DO allow it. You allow it and you CHOOSE the child murder over not harassing people... Repeatedly! You choose child murder over letting people cash in on their brilliant ideas. You CHOSE child murder and cover up. Those were YOUR choices. Put and end to this before I choose it with you."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it)

A bad joke is a joke that everyone hates, for example, I am now holding a joke book and I will now read one of the contents.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.

Michael: why did the tomato go red?

Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)

by NAM H8TER April 5, 2018

i do but i don't

the desire to put forth energy towards a particular action, and the equal amount of desire to not want to.

wanna go to the movies?

i do but i don't

by drecoterie August 1, 2012

I don't really get TikTok, do you?

Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?

Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?

by pseudonym42069 January 29, 2019

I don't see any soup do you?

A way to show off after you have been belittled... normally you should flex your biceps and look at your biceps as you say it.

Coach: sorry kid you're too young to play basketball with people twice your size.

Kid: (drains a half court shot) I DON'T SEE ANY SOUP DO YOU?!?!

by Jason Jampsh June 1, 2017