I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends 

It’s always one of them gotta be ugly

That weird guy that sits in a car and ppl think his eyes look like 🥘👄🥘
U think it’s a regular tiktok but u can’t escape him

Friend 1: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends
Friend 2 : it’s always one of them gotta be ugly

Friend 3: I can’t escape it

I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends by Henuttedinmysock November 1, 2020

I ain't gettin' on no plane

Catchphrase by the ever polite BA Baracus (Mr T). Due to a fear of flying, he was always reluctant to fly.

BA Baracus: "I ain't gettin' on no plane, Hannibal"

Hannibal: "We're not flying anywhere."

BA Baracus: "If he be flyin', we be dyin;"

Hannibal: "Drink your milk, BA."

I ain't gettin' on no plane by GrouchoMarxist22 April 12, 2007

i ain't did nothin 

What every black person says as they are getting chased down and arrested.

"Dawg..I ain't did nothin!...what I did?!"

Police: why did you run?
Negro: I was scared man! I ain't did nothin!

i ain't did nothin by Sick of em all January 13, 2014

I ain't gay

A default response to every possible situation

Have you seen Bill?
I ain't gay

I ain't gay by wherethetittiesat September 22, 2017

I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs 

Don't blame me, it ain't my plan, I just work here.

Jack: Why are we reorganizing the supply closet for the third time this week.

John: Hey, I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs.

Jack: Got it.

I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs by You will not win today July 22, 2011

I ain't going out like that 

A well formed response to almost any question that involves potentially being/looking like a chump to someone else.

My company told me I was being sent on a trip to Mexico, then said the CEO was drunk when he made the announcement. They told me I'd be promoted, then back-tracked. The worst, I was paid for commission on an upsell, then 2 months later, they took the funds out of my paycheck.

Ipso facto, I quit without another job lined up, I ain't going out like that!

I ain't going out like that by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

I ain't even mad 

Seriously, I ain't.

Slug and Eyedea kick ridiculous freestyles and I ain't even mad.

I ain't even mad by jesusjuicejones. October 14, 2009