2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)

Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?

by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

hippo's yawn

a simile for a particularly large vagina, named so because it resembles a hippo yawning. minus the big teeth a hippo possesses of course. that would just be weird.

a hippo's yawn can usually be found attached to a slosher or perhaps a lady that has given birth to twins with heads like south park's mr mackey.

trevor : how'd it go with that slag last night then?
pete : mate, she had a minge like a hippo's yawn
trevor : that bad huh?
pete : seriously, it was like stirring a bucket of wallpaper paste with a pencil

by MrCasual January 6, 2011

urban hippo

A very large fat black woman

Tyrone check out Aliyah, Biggest ma fuckin urban hippo i've ever seen.

by rear March 1, 2008

hippocritical

Adj. Being both large and judgmental of others.

I don't mean to be hippocritical, but that person should not be wearing those tight clothes.

by Karaoke Roy November 8, 2013

blind hippo

someone who is blind to their own hypocrisy, even after other people try to explain to him/her of their hypocrisy

A: "I hate people that complain about other people; they're SO annoying!"
B: "You're being a blind hippo"
A: "How is that?"
B: "You're complaining about people that complain about people."
A: "How does that make me a blind hypocrite?!"

by itsANGiE February 16, 2008

hippo fart

A very large smelly fart, the kind of which you would expect from a two-ton mammal, but actually coming from a human.

Hey dude, don't be cutting those hippo farts around me. You belong in a zoo.

by LaughingAloud November 3, 2005

Hippobottomus

Having a hippobottomus means to showcase a rather excessive amount of flesh in the buttocks area of the body. It is an exceedingly insulting comment to declare one's buttocks a hippobottomus. It is commonly used in the clothing department of speech, as a sales assisstant may need to advertise clothing in the hippobottomus size, which is pants with 100x XL size. A hippobottomus is generally about 10000cm wide, and needs extra-stretchy clothes. Hippobottomus sizes of clothing might only be available from orders from online websites devoted to hippobottomus sizes of clothing. It is a major exaggeration to name one's buttocks a hippobottomus, but also is an extreme insult.

I am sorry, Ma'am, but we do not have these pants in the hippobottomus size.

by Cantaloupes4Ever June 10, 2017