Someone who is really quite well, but with any sniffle or funny spot, they think they are dying of cancer/bird flu/aids. Or any other disease/s.
A good example is the guy in the movie Bandits. He listens to tapes of the definitions of illnesses to calm himself down.
A good example is the guy in the movie Bandits. He listens to tapes of the definitions of illnesses to calm himself down.
"Omg, look at this freckle! Its kinda big, eh? Do you think its skin cancer?"
"Its dirt, dude. You're sucha hypochondriac!"
"Its dirt, dude. You're sucha hypochondriac!"
by hannerspanner September 25, 2008

by Guciemman May 11, 2011

Amy d. a.k.a. babycakes ALWAYS has warts, some type of severe cough, endometriosis, and cervical cancer (ps-from warts); therefore she is a hypochondriac.
by kenneth j. s. March 31, 2007

by Life is harrd May 2, 2019

A person who, upon watching an episode of House, is convinced they have the same disease as the main patient from that episode.
Sometimes if severe enough, said person will go to the doctor the next day expecting Gregory House to come into the office and tell them they are dying.
Sometimes if severe enough, said person will go to the doctor the next day expecting Gregory House to come into the office and tell them they are dying.
by Magi Con Carne March 11, 2011

Someone who takes all sorts of stupid ass precautions to protect their facebook page against virus, phishing, spaming, and hijacking attacks.
This person constantly worries about getting viruses and likes to comment "SPAM" whenever you post links to videos on facebook.
This person constantly worries about getting viruses and likes to comment "SPAM" whenever you post links to videos on facebook.
Today, I changed my birthday, email address, name and I even deleted a bunch of freinds for no apparent reason in order to aviod getting a facebook virus. Some say I am a facebook hypochondriac.
by postitnotes July 5, 2010

Mitchell: Hey guys my leg hurts so bad today.
Callum: Harden up you Hypochondriac Idiot your acting like a girl.
Callum: Harden up you Hypochondriac Idiot your acting like a girl.
by Calman321 November 1, 2007
