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Hypochondriac

Someone who is really quite well, but with any sniffle or funny spot, they think they are dying of cancer/bird flu/aids. Or any other disease/s.
A good example is the guy in the movie Bandits. He listens to tapes of the definitions of illnesses to calm himself down.
"Omg, look at this freckle! Its kinda big, eh? Do you think its skin cancer?"

"Its dirt, dude. You're sucha hypochondriac!"
by hannerspanner September 25, 2008
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Hypochondriac

Someone who suffers and acts like they have ousted off an injury very far.
Lily: 'OMG, I broke my toe!'
Catherine: 'No you didn't, you just cut it, you hypochondriac'
by Guciemman May 11, 2011
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hypochondriac

Amy d. a.k.a. babycakes ALWAYS has warts, some type of severe cough, endometriosis, and cervical cancer (ps-from warts); therefore she is a hypochondriac.
by kenneth j. s. March 31, 2007
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Hypochondriac

Josiah.... Josiah is the definition of a hypochondriac
Josiah: Guys I think I have hepatitis B.
Me: Shut your hypochondriac lookin ass up dude
by Life is harrd May 2, 2019
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House Hypochondriac

A person who, upon watching an episode of House, is convinced they have the same disease as the main patient from that episode.
Sometimes if severe enough, said person will go to the doctor the next day expecting Gregory House to come into the office and tell them they are dying.
by Magi Con Carne March 11, 2011
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Facebook hypochondriac

Someone who takes all sorts of stupid ass precautions to protect their facebook page against virus, phishing, spaming, and hijacking attacks.

This person constantly worries about getting viruses and likes to comment "SPAM" whenever you post links to videos on facebook.
Today, I changed my birthday, email address, name and I even deleted a bunch of freinds for no apparent reason in order to aviod getting a facebook virus. Some say I am a facebook hypochondriac.
by postitnotes July 5, 2010
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Hypochondriac Idiot

A person who thinks something is wrong with him all the time, like Mitchell
Mitchell: Hey guys my leg hurts so bad today.

Callum: Harden up you Hypochondriac Idiot your acting like a girl.
by Calman321 November 1, 2007
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