hypochondriac

Someone who constantly thinks he or she is sick or about to become sick.

Lisa thinks she has the Bird Flu, but she's just a hypochondriac.

by Andy Z August 18, 2007

hypochondriac

Someone who believes everything they read on webMD, after looking up all their aches and pain.

No, Nancy, the internet is wrong. Just because you have a sore ankle doesn't mean you're a diabetic. I am sorry to say, however, that you are a hypochondriac.

by Preposterouz November 3, 2010

Hypochondriacs

Something on the rise as the media convinces people that if you cough, then you have covid.

Shopper with hay fever: Coughs*

Public: Stares at the shopper

Shopper with hay fever: What are y'all looking at? I have hay fever you bunch of hypochondriacs.

by UltimateDoge July 24, 2021

hypochondriac

someone who is ALWAYS sick

Amy d. a.k.a. babycakes ALWAYS has warts, some type of severe cough, endometriosis, and cervical cancer (ps-from warts); therefore she is a hypochondriac.

by kenneth j. s. March 31, 2007

House Hypochondriac

A person who, upon watching an episode of House, is convinced they have the same disease as the main patient from that episode.
Sometimes if severe enough, said person will go to the doctor the next day expecting Gregory House to come into the office and tell them they are dying.

She is such a House Hypochondriac.

by Magi Con Carne March 11, 2011

Facebook hypochondriac

Someone who takes all sorts of stupid ass precautions to protect their facebook page against virus, phishing, spaming, and hijacking attacks.

This person constantly worries about getting viruses and likes to comment "SPAM" whenever you post links to videos on facebook.

Today, I changed my birthday, email address, name and I even deleted a bunch of freinds for no apparent reason in order to aviod getting a facebook virus. Some say I am a facebook hypochondriac.

by postitnotes July 5, 2010

Hypochondriac Idiot

A person who thinks something is wrong with him all the time, like Mitchell

Mitchell: Hey guys my leg hurts so bad today.

Callum: Harden up you Hypochondriac Idiot your acting like a girl.

by Calman321 November 1, 2007