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Hypertextia

My urge to text her is so much so that it cannot even wait until I receive a reply for my previous text. I cannot eat, sleep, or talk to someone else before texting her. I guess I am suffering from a condition called hypertextia.
by BabuGeorge June 11, 2019
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hypertextual

Used to describe someone who can’t stop texting
“Do you see how much Emilie is texting me?”

Yeah dude, she’s so hypertextual.”
by EJMILIE June 27, 2020
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HyperTetraCube

Its like a tetracube or a terracube, but hyper
M: Hey man let me teach you about HyperTetraCube
C: What the fuck is a HyperTetraCube
by gomblermom May 11, 2022
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hyperexterioraestheticosis

An extremely high concern of how you look on the outside. If someone is overconcerned with their appearance and the occasion doesn't call for it, they might have hyperexterioraestheticosis.
My wife may have hyperexterioraestheticosis, she's overconcered about her jeans being too tight on her, her makeup being too unoticable and her instagram story roasting her appearance!
by Medical professional. February 12, 2026
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What I call homo-sapiens wgo are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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