Hypertextia

An overwhelming desire to text someone.

My urge to text her is so much so that it cannot even wait until I receive a reply for my previous text. I cannot eat, sleep, or talk to someone else before texting her. I guess I am suffering from a condition called hypertextia.

by BabuGeorge June 11, 2019

hypertextual

Used to describe someone who can’t stop texting

“Do you see how much Emilie is texting me?”

“Yeah dude, she’s so hypertextual.”

by EJMILIE June 27, 2020

HyperTetraCube

Its like a tetracube or a terracube, but hyper

M: Hey man let me teach you about HyperTetraCube
C: What the fuck is a HyperTetraCube

by gomblermom May 11, 2022

hyperexterioraestheticosis

An extremely high concern of how you look on the outside. If someone is overconcerned with their appearance and the occasion doesn't call for it, they might have hyperexterioraestheticosis.

My wife may have hyperexterioraestheticosis, she's overconcered about her jeans being too tight on her, her makeup being too unoticable and her instagram story roasting her appearance!

by Medical professional. February 12, 2026

The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens wgo are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025