Hyperspeeding

When you jerk off so fast, your dick turns red, rash and burns.

Tip:Use aloe to help sooth the skin.

I'm telling you bro, I was hyperspeeding so hard...

by Juice Boi June 7, 2018

Hyperobese

When someone is so bloated that they are in danger of collapsing into a singularity. Often caused by viciously evil restaurants that put fats into their food. A common misspelling of this word is 'American'.

Wanna get to know me?
NO GURL UR SO HYPEROBESE NO NEVER IN ETERNITY

by Karl Karl KARL!!! September 4, 2019

Hyperspermeme

1. N: the spam fucking of someone’s dms with memes in a way of busting a giant metaphoric nut, usually as a form of appreciation or affection for the receiver

2. N: a term applied to a meme that was sent via hyperspermeme

I pulled a hyperspermeme on my crush and she did the same back!

My boyfriend won’t stop with the hyperspermemes.

This hyperspermeme is my favorite among the ones you sent me.

by i smeel cheez April 23, 2021

Hyperspeed

Going a unrealistic speeds during masturbation.

Yo my girl showed me sum last night. I'm going hyperspeed.

by that one super smart guy August 3, 2022

Hyperpedophile

a pedophile who likes kids who are also pedophiles (pedo sexually attracted to 16 year old whos sexually attracted to 7 year old)

bludvuski a hyperpedophile and thought we didnt notice

by Komodo123214 August 14, 2023

Hyperophobia

Uses to describes people who have a phobia of peoples or objects that have the word “Hyper” in it

Person A: AAAAAHHHH
Person B: It's a hippo. Not a "hyper", dude!!
Person A: AHHHHHHH
Person A: I'm sorry It's just that. I got Hyperophobia

by ProbablyAPearAddict August 21, 2023

Hyperpearianism

During a debate or conversation, if something is being stated or argued for but was transcribed into Ancient Greek then it is considered a fallcy.

"You said EMS Kakashi could beat Akaza, but it cannot be considered true because it doesn't follow the laws of Hyperpearianism (Hyperpearianistic).

by SlickDaddyMaster222/Salsa/Nigg December 7, 2025