hemotept

A huge salty faggot.

That guys being a real hemotept.

by swagneto12354 October 3, 2016

Hemorrhoid

Swollen veins in or outside the anus

that dude is a hemorrhoid

by dhar woman July 7, 2022

Subconjunctival Hemorrhage

Subconjunctival hemorrhage is a broken blood vessel in the eye caused by a lack of the following: vaginal intercourse, anal intercourse, cunnilingus, anilingus, kissing, flirting, fondling, hugging, and a lack of loving text messages from someone special.

The condition is self-resolving with an adequate amount of TLC from the appropriate person. Preferable done away from life, for a minimum of two nights...just you and me...secluded from the world.

Betty: Dude, my eye... I've got a bad case of subconjunctival hemorrhage thanks to you.
Bobby: Get your naked ass over to my house and I'll make it better.

by BettyVega April 21, 2014

Anal hemorrhage

This is the bleeding or hemorrhage(another word for bleeding) from the anus or anal cavity.

Mrs. cherry had an operation a couple days ago to stop her anal hemorrhage.

by xbballbrandon23x July 17, 2009

hemorrhaging money

An expression used to describe a situation in which money is bleeding out and being lost, rapidly and uncontrollably.

The leaders of the Proud Boys and the Oath Keepers claim that due to all of their legal expenses continuing to be paid out since the January 6th insurrection, they are hemorrhaging money!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2021

Kommel-Hemorrhage

Taking a shit so hard that you burst a blood vessel in your eye.

Dude after I ate that whole pizza with extra cheese I didn't shit for days and when I did I got Kommel-hemorrhage

by pjlski-5-0 May 19, 2010

Hoemo

A homosexual slut (Hoe)

Fabian is such a hoemo, he sleeps with a new guy every night!

by CaucasianJesus March 2, 2015