Hublot

A watch brand for people with more money than sense

This is a fashion watch brand with shit complications

Would you pay £10 k for a Daniel Wellington? No you wouldn't , so why would you buy a Hublot

Man up and buy Rolex/Patek Phillipe/AP/Richard Mille/Omega

James : hey Nico do you like my Hublot?

Nico : Fuck off with your shit watch you fat retard

James : ok

by Astudent6942084 October 5, 2021

hybrophobe

A bro that's afraid of other bros.

Did you see Charles run away when the party became a sausage fest? Bro's a total hybrophobe.

by Brosephus the Wise October 26, 2007

Hiblobdo

An exclamation invented to express enjoyment at an indescribable or emotional event. It provides an alternative phrase to Hallelujah and does not contain any religious connotations. The word is also interchangeable with other words and can be used in place of, or as well as, any other celebratory word.

Paul Scholes has scored a last minute goal against Manchester City, Hiblobdo!

by Nemanja_VidicNV April 18, 2010

hoblow

Arguably the most favorable (and often cheapest) type of blow job, a "hoblow" is head administered by a toothless and particularly boozed-up vagrant.

After getting repeatedly shot down at the bar, and not wanting to face further embarrassment, Dan's nightly means of sexual satiation veered quickly towards Henry the Hobo's "special" nickel hoblows.

by Erico Suave December 28, 2007

Hablooba

An amazing girlfriend. Usually the guy calls his girlfriend this when he loves her very much.

Joe: "Your girlfriend is hot!"
Zach: "Yeah i know!"
Joe: "I want a piece of that!"
Zach: "You can't she's my hablooba"

by midge84 March 29, 2010

HoBlowin

The act of luring a homeless man (hobo) down a dark alley with a half eaten bologna sandwich and a shot of whiskey. Then you proceed to spread your ass cheeks in his face and spray shit on that bitch.

Dude, im exhausted from hoblowin last night. Will you rub ointment on my asshole?

by Tuck Mcgusterson March 7, 2011

Hablonkajonks

A girl with a big breast

Yo is that girl has HUGE HABLONKAJONKS
Chad: ikr

by Da tall boiii August 19, 2020