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hypmosis

Street slang for Hypopatimus and Osmosis. Short for gym
Also an ig girl
Going to the hypmosis
by honeydrop May 6, 2019
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hypostatic union

The theological dogma that the Person of Jesus Christ was fully God and fully Man. This holds that Christ's humanity and divinity are not mixed, but are united without loss of separate identity. The doctrine of the hypostatic union is an attempt to explain how Jesus could be both God and man at the same time. It is ultimately, though, a doctrine that human minds are incapable of understanding fully. It holds that there is no mixture or dilution of Christ's Human or Divine nature, and that He is one united Person. The doctrine of the hypostatic union was made dogma at the Council of Chalcedon in 451 A.D., in response to the need to clearly define the Church's position in the face of heretical teachings, and further articulated at the fifth general council at Constantinople in 533 A.D. The latter council declared that the union of two natures is real (against Arius), not a mere indwelling of God in a man (against Nestorius), with a rational soul (against Apollinaris), and that in Christ’s divine nature remains unchanged (against Eutyches).
Doctrines which stand in opposition to the doctrine of the hypostatic union include: Docetism, Arianism, Apollinarianism, Ebionism, Eutychianism, and Nestorianism. The Church eventually declared all of these doctrines heresies by the end of the Sixth Century A.D.
by Theologist May 4, 2005
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Hypmosis

Just because she is young doesn't stop her from being the best casting director of all time. Her acting is so good Marilyn Monroe is hopping out of her grave to watch Extreme Cheapskates.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)
GIRLLL.... this new model Gigi is the best thing since Hypmosis, but not quite as la creme de la creme.
by satoshinaakamoto October 16, 2020
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Hypochondriac

Hypochondriac refers to the person suffering from Hypochondria. This is often not understood and can be refereed to as 'someone who moans a lot about everything that is wrong with them.' it can also be assumed that it is someone who is always ill. A Hypochondriac is actually someone with a phobia of being ill. They are often terrified that they or a loved one will develop and thus die from a serious condition. It can be dealt with using Cognitive Behavior Therapy etc. Many people with the condition recover fully if they receive appropriate counseling. If you think you know someone who is a hypochondriac deal with the situation sympathetically, it can be just as bad as a fear of drowning. Try to encourage the person to seek help from a therapist to help them deal with their fears.
Hypochondriac refers to the person who has the phobia Hypochondria. It is a fear, just like the fear of spiders or drowning.
by misstash007 March 19, 2015
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hotness hypnosis

When act of finding someone so physically attractive that you overlook serious flaws in their personality.
Brad Pitt finally wakes from hotness hypnosis, starts to realize that Angelina is batshiat crazy.
by Surface Tension February 17, 2007
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Hypochristian

(1) Much like a hypocrite, a hypochristian is one who acts and/or self-proclaims themselves to be a Christian or have Christian-like qualities, beliefs and virtues in public, church or anywhere else people can observe them.

(2) A person who judges and sets Christian-like standards for other people, even though they do not possess the same particular characteristics/qualities.
Joe: Man, how can Brittany lecture me about having sex before marriage, when she has slept with the whole baseball team?

Chris: I dunno dude. She's a Hypochristian.
by xKODIAKx March 25, 2009
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Hypoclint

Someone who makes a homosexual advance on a member of the same sex.
Clinton Cruicshank is such a hypoclint for trying to kiss me.
by jojojiji May 26, 2009
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