The phrase you say when you put a slice of pizza on someone's car focus. Fucking hilarious joke. It is only acceptable to use if you either live in the UK or are from the UK.
Daniel: Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus. *throws pizza on the focus*
*A few minutes later*
Susan: Why the fuck is there pizza on me focus?
*A few minutes later*
Susan: Why the fuck is there pizza on me focus?
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A stupid, ignorant, narcissistic, self centered, egotistical shithead who got voted in as the President of the United States of America
by @TruffleButter00 February 13, 2017
Get the Hocus Potus mug.1) Statement intended to surprise or awaken. Usually when you "invite" yourself into a hot girl's house you know secretly wants you, having read the "signs and signals" of her interest while waiting in line at Tim Hortons.
2) Exclamation used during a sudden and intense ejaculation onto the back, stomach, left eye or ear of some hot broad.
3) Usually shouted as a prelude to physical injury to a spouse or love interest.
2) Exclamation used during a sudden and intense ejaculation onto the back, stomach, left eye or ear of some hot broad.
3) Usually shouted as a prelude to physical injury to a spouse or love interest.
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Hocus Pocus was walking around a castle, and blasted a flying devil. While jumping around collecting gems, a mushroom ran into him, and he took damage. Hocus collected a white potion, and blasted the mushroom with rapid-fire.
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Hocus bogus is always a negitive term, so it can't be used to denote something that is productive for the user.
Hocus bogus is always a negitive term, so it can't be used to denote something that is productive for the user.
RIGHT
-Yo I gotta work tomorrow through Thursday
-Dude, that's hocus bogus
WRONG
-Hey I don't have to work and they are paying me anyway
-Dude, that's hocus bogus
-Yo I gotta work tomorrow through Thursday
-Dude, that's hocus bogus
WRONG
-Hey I don't have to work and they are paying me anyway
-Dude, that's hocus bogus
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