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hurty squirties

Explosive diarrhea resulting from eating incredibly spicy foods, making one feel as though they are expelling liquid fire from their rectum.
"I need to stop eating at that Thai place down the street...I spent all morning on the toilet with the hurty squirties!"
by Drunken38 July 6, 2019
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Hurty Legs

The genuine medical diagnosis following a 45mins TRX session in the gym.
Jesus Christ I've got a really bad case of Hurty Legs....
by Monkey.Monkey.Monkey September 7, 2017
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Hurty word/s

Hurty word/s;

of British origin and related to 'offence archaeology'; social media words/phrases picked by entities and held up to the general public with great fanfare, an act which then backfires due to wide public opposition/pushback/indifference. Effectively, such 'hurty words' are not deemed important in the greater public sphere and are seen as a generally time-wasting, childish distraction.

When a pursuing (often state) entity appears to actively seek out and prioritise wording trivialities within the language of social media, while ignoring or failing the much more important or pressing issues in society, effectively seeming to 'sweat the small stuff.'

"Plod looking for hurty words on X instead of catching 6 gazillion mobile phone thieves on e-scooters on the streets."

"They're boycotting So-and-so because So-and-so's grandma said a hurty word fifty years ago."
by Haphazard Squirrel August 24, 2025
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tooth hurty

Peter planned to go to the dentist at tooth hurty.
by sheila in the car March 14, 2010
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Wrist Hurty

a thing that people say to assholes named nick
hey wrist hurty
Nick: Shut up ima push you now
by One Epicy Gamer March 17, 2020
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Brain hurty syndrome

A medical condition caused by the brains inability to process a constant overload of dumb.

Characterized by chronic headaches and a general hatred for all things that defy reason.

Extremely common in any military service member with an IQs higher than that of most household pets, but effecting anyone with an inability to wrap their head around concepts completely devoid of sense and reason. Often being constantly forced to do thing that they can prove are wrong, or waste time without any foreseeable benefit, usually also leads to a constant wishing that humans would evolve to a point where unintelligent thoughts causes physical pain.
Oh my God! If Senior Chief doesn’t stop trying to find a reason to nit pick everything that we are doing, he is going to agrivate my Brain hurty syndrome! I think if you swapped his brain with a shiny rock his intelligence would more than double. He’s so stupid it should hurt!
by MCPO of Your Mom February 4, 2010
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my back hurty

a meme i found on pinterest where a girl has her spine extending out of her torso while smiling saying "owchhhhhh my back hurty" . i was laughing my ass off on this for thirty minutes and ive come to the conclusion it deserves its own definition .
girl 1: "my back hurty"
girl 2: "Did your spine also extend outside of your torso and nearly break your chest completely?"
girl 1: "yeah"
girl 2: "same"
by mybackhurtyy November 17, 2022
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