sam hurley

a swaggy surfer dude who hangs in Cali has bootyful blue eyes and is the actual milly rocking king. Sam is also very clumsy and stoopid but that’s why ya love him 🤙

Person 1 ) Damn it’s sam Hurley

Person 2 ) Hurls gets the girls

by 🤙 March 13, 2019

Hurley Middle School

Where your dreams go to die, and you were forced to go by your parents because they say the schools system is "good", even though there are emos and kids that swear every two sentenses

I wish we werent forced to go to Hurley Middle School everyday, makes me wanna run away

by heydaddyiwannadie February 5, 2018

Hurdered

Being subjected to someones meaningless, unguided, and often un-intelligible explanations, or verbal ramblings that does not relate to anything you were just talking about. Attempting to get a quick and to the point summary of something important, only to have a long drawn out conversation you did not invite, in which the conversation is mostly one-way, and yourself being the victim. Often results in short temper, rise in blood pressure, and the overwhelming feeling of verbaling being murdered...HURDERED! You can be hurdered by male and female alike, this is not gender specific.

I asked Kris how she liked her new phone, and she started talking about her dog, then her car, then something about a port-o-potty! My head is going to explode cause I just got hurdered!

by SunMkr September 25, 2011

Hurker

A large backyard bonfire, typically surrounded by family, friends and libations.

SAVE THE DATE

This coming Friday, the 19th, Gary n Robin will be in town. They are staying at Steve's Thu and Fri night.

There will be a Kratz Hurker starting at dusk.

by Head Krate July 14, 2019

Hurley twirly

When a person is drunk and pukes into a moving fan, thus spraying the vomit all over the room.

Justin came home drunk last and did a hurley twirly.

by Mr. Bunluv June 6, 2018

imma hurley

the term used when somebody is trying to explain why theyve got no friends (i'm a hurley)

Jeorje- Hey Jim why dont u have any friends??

Jim- Cus imma hurley!

by Jaughz May 15, 2012

Chen/Hurley/Karim Theory

The theory that every video on YouTube has at least one ongoing argument in the comments section. These arguments often have nothing to do with the video itself, and tend to involve uncited sources and inexorably strong language. The theory is named after YouTube's creators: Steven Chen, Chad Hurley, and Jawed Karim.

Thanks to the Chen/Hurley/Karim Theory, you can easily experience the downfall of human society firsthand.

by ILikeTheHamburgers March 13, 2013