humpies

A humble way for talking about sex.

Wanna make humpies??

by Walter B. March 13, 2006

humpy

Term used primarily by gay men to describe a cute, muscular, little, stocky guy that's perfect for spooning with.

Did you know that Seth Green is only 5'4" tall?

Yes, he is so humpy!

by sketchygurl September 04, 2010

Humpie

Humpie = Smo.
A strange biped humanoid who is prone to revert to his alternate personality when it is least expected.

"Is it Humpie? Is it Smo? Is it an incredibly obscure transsexual? We can't tell, and neither could you."

by Some Rando February 17, 2004

Humpy Hank

A Tumblr phenomenon of making youtube vlogbrother Hank Green hump things from a video in which he humped google

Nerdfighter 1: Hey did you see my humpy hank?

Nerdfighter 2: Which one?

Nerdfighter 1: I made him hump the TARDIS

by Phobic Chick May 07, 2011

Humpy-Toy

Humpy-Toy
Ultimate sex toy for dogs.

Humpy-toy
Will you get your horny dog a Humpy-Toy so he stops humping my leg ?

by L. B. April 11, 2008

humpy bumpy

a spot, place, location
made famous by Reebok's Office Linebacker, Triple T: Terrible Terry Tate

"You know you can't bring that weak ass shit up in this humpy bumpy... Bitch!

by whiskymack July 15, 2004

humpy town

Dis against Tappahannock, Va. The people here are mostly humps, as in "dumb as a hump in the road", so everybody calls it humpy town. However, the more successful Chris gets, the bigger the heads of the humps become.

Hump1: Chris Brown in dat movie Stomp da Yard.
Hump2: Yup.
Hump1: He dead.
Hump2: He dead?
Hump1: In da movie, yo.
Hump2: Chris be crunkin', Humpy Town representin'.
Hump1: Hollywood keepin' da Hump man down, gotsta have him die, yo.
Hump2: True dat.

by Winkie Wadsworth February 03, 2007