a humphrey

A child that is born to unwed parents who eventually get married.

Jane was a bastard until she was flower girl at her parents wedding last week; she is now a humphrey.

by Joel Rodriguez March 18, 2007

The humphreys

The act of sitting on a chair while touching yourself to a werthers original

hes doing the humphreys

by bignan November 27, 2017

humphrey

a whore
a person who humps for free
a person who goes out w/ ppl, and makes love to them after their first date
a blond bitch
cunt
a bj giveaway

"look at humphrey go"
"that fuckin humphrey just screwed him after 3 days"
" i wanna fuck that humphrey"

by anal rape March 11, 2008

Humphreys

A ‘Humphreys’ is a pro minecraft gamer. He is very good at the game but will also cheat and do anything he can to ensure dominance. A ‘Humphreys’ loves to be alpha of a minecraft server and will be a very sad Humphreys if he is killed

‘You can’t defeat Humphreys he is too powerful’
“Wow this Humphreys is such a sad little sweat”
“It’s just a game Humphreys chill out”

by Big D 25 February 11, 2021

Jameric Humphrey

He has a wacky search history but he carries the school band

“Jameric Humphrey looks like Craig from Craig of the Creek”

by gary fendermen December 19, 2021

Humphrey Nigga

A bitch ass nigga that gets yeeted on all the time gets no hoes and listens to Trippie redd (A.K.A. Bitchy Redd)

That nigga over there that just shit his pants and got yeeted on fuck him he's probably a Humphrey nigga

by Despacito_Tpose69 July 4, 2018

Humphrey Bogart

1- An American actor and cultural icon. The American Film Institute ranked Bogart as the Greatest Male Star in the history of American Cinema.

2- A handsome devil who runs cross country and likes to talk to girls.

3- Used when talking about your best friend's crush so no one knows who your exactly talking about.

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1- Did you see Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca?! He was amazing.

2- Did you see him with Shirley at practice? What a Humphrey Bogart...

3- Did you see Humphrey Bogart in the hall this morning, Moe?? Hardy Har Har *nudge nudge*

by LucilleBallIsMyNameTrickk March 17, 2011