hump and skunk

Sex position for three people created by Rocky Flintstone, author of the Belinda Blinked series. You hump one person, while eating the other's asshole until full.

Maeve asked Belinda and Tony if they would be interested in a hump and skunk while they were hiding at the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights safe house.

by gwenstefannypack September 23, 2019

Humperdinck

One of the worst names in history - pretty much says that the dude is gonna hump you with his dinck.

1. I gave Jane a mean Humperdincking last night.
2. Jane says she didn't feel your micro Humper Dinck!

by kenshamrock December 4, 2021

squirrel humper

A old person that complains constantly , the type that yell " GET OFF MY LAWN !"Rick's parents . When you get so pissed at your in-laws and can't call them anything else.

Don't cut through that yard the old people there are squirrel humpers and they"ll bitch at you . Or " Your parents are ... SQUIRREL HUMPERS !"

by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020

stubble hump

The action of sitting on your man's face before his morning shave.

I love a good stubble hump first thing in the morning.

by Dragonlady58 December 6, 2020

eye hump

to think about fucking a woman while looking at her

Hey Jim! Stop eye humping my wife!

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

Urn Humper

A woman who cheats repeatedly with a coworker before and during her marriage. Then after his death uses his memory
as a source of sexual excitement to get off.

Teresa always mentions Mike even though he has passed. No hiding their relationship.
She is a Urn Humper, she just rubs off thinking about him. If her husband knew.

by Mr. Craps March 1, 2014

Humper Sticker

A tatoo above a womans pussy or pubic area. Opposite of a tramp stamp.

"When I seen her tramp stamp I thought she was easy ,but when her shorts came off I seen her humper sticker read next"

by tewsday June 21, 2010